{"id":302,"date":"2012-05-01T12:10:56","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T18:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=302"},"modified":"2012-05-01T12:10:56","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T18:10:56","slug":"look-into-my-eyezzzz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"Look into my eyezzzz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7243\/7125788621_b1255586b3.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7243\/7125788621_b1255586b3.jpg\" title=\"Let me hypnotize you with my glowing eyes!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Let me hypnotize you with my glowing eyes!<\/p><\/div>Here&#8217;s a picture of me with demon eyes. They&#8217;re not really demon eyes, just glowing eyes thanks to mom&#8217;s camera flash. My eyes always reflect when the flash is on. I tell mom to remember to turn it off before taking a picture of me, but sometimes I&#8217;m so dark a flash is needed so you can see my face in the photo. I&#8217;m like, just turn on some more lights then! Geez! So lazy!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a picture of me with demon eyes. They&#8217;re not really demon eyes, just glowing eyes thanks to mom&#8217;s camera flash. My eyes always reflect when the flash is on. I tell mom to remember to turn it off before taking a picture of me, but sometimes I&#8217;m so dark a flash is needed so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,4],"tags":[7,8,212,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}