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I'm sorry I barfed. Maybe it was your cooking.<\/p><\/div>Mom bought me a new bandanna. It’s pretty cool. It’s a Captain America bandanna. She bought it for me because I’m a super hero, and I stand for all that is good in the world, and I know right from wrong, and I like to help people, and I’m a super soldier. NOT! I’m none of that. In fact, I just barfed all over the carpet instead of on the hardwood floor. It’s more fun that way!<\/p>\n

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\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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