{"id":309,"date":"2012-07-27T13:53:10","date_gmt":"2012-07-27T19:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=309"},"modified":"2012-07-27T13:54:57","modified_gmt":"2012-07-27T19:54:57","slug":"thunder-buddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=309","title":{"rendered":"Thunder Buddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8017\/7658066406_64e1c20a86.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8017\/7658066406_64e1c20a86.jpg\" title=\"I pee like a girl &#039;cause I&#039;m a sissy sometimes. I need a thunder buddy! Also, my pee kills grass.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I pee like a girl &#039;cause I&#039;m a sissy sometimes. I need a thunder buddy! Also, my pee kills grass.<\/p><\/div>I&#8217;m a tough dog. When I see people, I bark at them. When I see other animals, I bark my lungs out and make like imma git them! But the one thing I&#8217;m a total chicken about is thunder. I am so afraid of thunder. The other day I was out pooping and peeing, and I heard a human making noises on the other side of the fence. I barked at them to tell them to shut up! Then I saw a squirrel and I barked at it to tell that squirrel to shut up! Then I heard thunder and I ran to the closed door, pushed it open with my head, and ran inside to the safety of my mother&#8217;s arms. Yeah, yeah.. shut up!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a tough dog. When I see people, I bark at them. When I see other animals, I bark my lungs out and make like imma git them! But the one thing I&#8217;m a total chicken about is thunder. I am so afraid of thunder. The other day I was out pooping and peeing, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[19,7,8,6,22,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}