{"id":318,"date":"2013-01-30T17:18:40","date_gmt":"2013-01-30T23:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=318"},"modified":"2013-01-30T17:18:40","modified_gmt":"2013-01-30T23:18:40","slug":"dolla-dolla-billz-yall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"Dolla Dolla Billz Y&#8217;all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8079\/8282219815_82a8bf990b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8079\/8282219815_82a8bf990b.jpg\" title=\"I hate going to the vet!\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I hate going to the vet!<\/p><\/div>In the past month, mom has taken me to the vet 4 times. Each time cost between $250 and $500. One time was because she found lumps on my sides. They turned out to be fat deposits. $300 for peace of mind. Oops, sorry mom. Another time I had a cyst on my belly and she went to get it checked. The doctor tested the blood from the cyst which was an extra $80 fee. Then right after he checked it, the cyst fell off in the examination room and I was all better. Oops. Sorry again, mom. That same time I went in to check my cough, and I was put on antibiotics to clear it up, but it turned out to be nothing as well. Then I went in again because I have a leaky heart valve and hyperthyroidism, so I had to get an ultrasound and more blood work done, and now I have to be on medication for the rest of my life. Then I saw $$$$$ dollar signs in my vet&#8217;s eyes. Sorry, mom. Then today I went in for a teeth cleaning and mom paid $400 for that. Sorry, mom. But you can&#8217;t deny that she loves me! I mean come on, who wouldn&#8217;t??<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the past month, mom has taken me to the vet 4 times. Each time cost between $250 and $500. One time was because she found lumps on my sides. They turned out to be fat deposits. $300 for peace of mind. Oops, sorry mom. Another time I had a cyst on my belly and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,6,224],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}