{"id":329,"date":"2013-10-04T16:12:27","date_gmt":"2013-10-04T22:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=329"},"modified":"2013-10-04T16:14:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T22:14:26","slug":"flashback-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Flashback Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When mom was out of the last month, my uncle and auntie-in-law were taking care of me. Uncle was at work, so it was me and auntie. There are a few things she doesn&#8217;t know about me, like how I love to bolt out of the house if the front door is open. She had her hands full and was leaving the house. She told me to stay, and I acted like I was listening, but as soon as she opened the door I bee-lined it through her legs and yelled FREEEEDOMMMM while I galloped gracefully into the front yard. That put her in a panic mode and she flung her laptop and bags onto the lawn and started chasing after me. Hehe. Lucky for her I&#8217;m old and she caught me. Lucky for me there were no moving cars on the street because I would have run right into them.. sometimes I forget they&#8217;re bad when I&#8217;m in such a euphoric state. Anyway, that was the funnest day away from mommy. All the other days I just moped until she was home. Psych! Everyday is fun when you can sniff your own poop!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7435\/10070649404_e03123f529_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7435\/10070649404_e03123f529_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I want to be freeeee!!!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5499\/9454084219_eec01b6b31_z.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5499\/9454084219_eec01b6b31_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Poop sniffin&#8217;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When mom was out of the last month, my uncle and auntie-in-law were taking care of me. Uncle was at work, so it was me and auntie. There are a few things she doesn&#8217;t know about me, like how I love to bolt out of the house if the front door is open. She had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4,1],"tags":[7,8,230,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}