{"id":330,"date":"2013-10-07T11:03:52","date_gmt":"2013-10-07T17:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=330"},"modified":"2013-10-07T11:09:38","modified_gmt":"2013-10-07T17:09:38","slug":"halloween-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Already?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since mom is going to be out of town for Halloween, she decided to dress me up early. And I hated it as usual. It had a hoodie, and of course when she put that over my head it was lights out. I couldn&#8217;t see anything, so I just laid down and went to sleep. Doesn&#8217;t she know I don&#8217;t appreciate being dressed up like a girl?! How am I supposed to keep up my tough guy image with a fabulous dragon costume on?! I ain&#8217;t gonna get no respect with this on!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2869\/10140503695_fb096bcf4d_z.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2869\/10140503695_fb096bcf4d_z.jpg\" width=\"550\"  alt=\"This is what happens when you dress me up. TKO.\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is what happens when you dress me up. TKO.<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7361\/10140542126_b206e2ea19_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7361\/10140542126_b206e2ea19_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"Not so bad when the hoodie is off. I can see!!\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not so bad when the hoodie is off. I can see!!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3676\/10140363985_407f07b927_z.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3676\/10140363985_407f07b927_z.jpg\" width=\"550\"  alt=\"How many more pictures do you have to take?!\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">How many more pictures do you have to take?!<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3811\/10140406493_d95201af49_z.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3811\/10140406493_d95201af49_z.jpg\" width=\"550\"  alt=\"I guess I'm pretty cute in this.\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I guess I&#8217;m pretty cute in this.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since mom is going to be out of town for Halloween, she decided to dress me up early. And I hated it as usual. It had a hoodie, and of course when she put that over my head it was lights out. I couldn&#8217;t see anything, so I just laid down and went to sleep. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,4,3],"tags":[192,7,8,191,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}