{"id":333,"date":"2013-11-14T12:14:44","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T18:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2013-11-14T12:15:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T18:15:15","slug":"oakie-san","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"Oakie-San"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hai guys. This morning one of the smoke detectors in the house started beeping. It was so loud. I was scared. The 9v battery was running low, and there were no extra 9v batteries lying around. Who keeps extra 9v batteries anyway? And what other electronics use the stupid 9v battery? None! Anyway, grandpa tried to make the beeping stop, but he accidentally made it go off, and that made all the smoke detectors go off at once. It scared me to death I crapped my pants! Well, I don&#8217;t wear pants so I didn&#8217;t really crap them. Also I didn&#8217;t really crap either. But I was super scared and shaking. Mom put a winter coat on me because I was shaking so much. But that didn&#8217;t help, so she wrapped me in a beach towel. That was so comfy, I almost fell asleep! That towel looked good on me, too. <\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5526\/10857629714_c79cbc573d_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5526\/10857629714_c79cbc573d_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"Wise Oakie-san\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Wise Oakie-san<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7417\/10857546136_8938e729b2_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7417\/10857546136_8938e729b2_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"My shaking this towel prevents.\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">My shaking this towel prevents.<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7299\/10857502065_0822e8585b_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7299\/10857502065_0822e8585b_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"See me you can not.\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">See me you can not.<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3744\/10857664174_15a4de798b_z.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3744\/10857664174_15a4de798b_z.jpg\" width=\"500\"  alt=\"Okay, enough pictures. Just let me sleep.\" class \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Okay, enough pictures. Just let me sleep.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hai guys. This morning one of the smoke detectors in the house started beeping. It was so loud. I was scared. The 9v battery was running low, and there were no extra 9v batteries lying around. Who keeps extra 9v batteries anyway? And what other electronics use the stupid 9v battery? None! Anyway, grandpa tried [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,3],"tags":[7,8,6,164],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}