{"id":34,"date":"2010-03-31T17:19:34","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T23:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2010-03-31T17:23:38","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T23:23:38","slug":"im-sweet-im-cute-and-doggonit-people-like-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sweet, I&#8217;m cute, and doggonit people like me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3224\/3027923932_9ffe9f124c.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3224\/3027923932_9ffe9f124c.jpg\" title=\"Is this face not cute enough?!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is this face not cute enough?!<\/p><\/div>I have submitted countless photos of myself (I&#8217;m not vain, really!) to cuteoverload.com over the years, but they have yet to post my picture! I don&#8217;t understand! Do they not think I&#8217;m cute? Heck yes, I&#8217;m cute! What do I have to do to get on that doggone site? Become a kitteh? That&#8217;s not even how you spell kitten! Sheesh! I think the lady that runs cuteoverload.com is something like the Soup Nazi&#8230; depriving the world of my cuteness. She wouldn&#8217;t know what cute was if it pawed her in the face! No Cute For You!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hmmph,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have submitted countless photos of myself (I&#8217;m not vain, really!) to cuteoverload.com over the years, but they have yet to post my picture! I don&#8217;t understand! Do they not think I&#8217;m cute? Heck yes, I&#8217;m cute! What do I have to do to get on that doggone site? Become a kitteh? That&#8217;s not even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[7,66,8,68,6,67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}