{"id":38,"date":"2010-04-04T22:20:07","date_gmt":"2010-04-05T04:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2010-04-05T21:30:47","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T03:30:47","slug":"oakie-wan-kenobi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Oakie-wan Kenobi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3643\/3722811960_3fe2c2f5c1.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3643\/3722811960_3fe2c2f5c1.jpg\" title=\"May the force be with you!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">May the schwartz be with you!<\/p><\/div>Sometimes when I go bonkers and out of control, mom likes to put a cut-off jeans pant leg around my head. It calms me down. I will be jumping off the walls and going buck wild, and then mom will catch me and put the jeans on me. It calms me instantly! I don&#8217;t know what it is about wearing that imitation cone, but after it goes over my head, all I want to do is sit, lay down and close my eyes. The force is strong with this one.<\/p>\n<p>Do or do not, there is no try.<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n<p>PS- Happy Easter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes when I go bonkers and out of control, mom likes to put a cut-off jeans pant leg around my head. It calms me down. I will be jumping off the walls and going buck wild, and then mom will catch me and put the jeans on me. It calms me instantly! I don&#8217;t know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[80,7,8,79,81,6,78],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}