{"id":42,"date":"2010-04-08T10:21:37","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T16:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2010-04-08T10:22:10","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T16:22:10","slug":"new-dog-house-sorta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"New dog house! Sorta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2715\/4398040335_bf056e00db.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2715\/4398040335_bf056e00db.jpg\" title=\"Stop, paparazzi! I&#039;m sleeping!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stop, paparazzi! I&#039;m sleeping!<\/p><\/div>Mama bought me a new tent! The opening is a little too short for me. When I try walking in, my back hits the top and the whole tent tilts up and I have a hard time getting my hind legs into the tent! Apparently it&#8217;s funny because mom laughs when it happens. Hey ma, lay off will ya? It&#8217;s not my fault you bought a crappy tent that&#8217;s too small for me! I&#8217;m just kidding. It&#8217;s not crappy. I love it. Especially when I lean a little too much to one side and the whole thing rolls over with me in it. It&#8217;s like a cheap roller coaster ride! But whatevs, I still love it and the $9 bargain it was from IKEA!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama bought me a new tent! The opening is a little too short for me. When I try walking in, my back hits the top and the whole tent tilts up and I have a hard time getting my hind legs into the tent! Apparently it&#8217;s funny because mom laughs when it happens. Hey ma, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,3],"tags":[7,8,88,6,87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}