{"id":59,"date":"2010-04-24T16:06:48","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T22:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2010-04-24T16:08:42","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T22:08:42","slug":"its-peanut-butter-minus-the-jelly-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Peanut Butter (minus the Jelly) Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2734\/4398819574_cd05fa8c65.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2734\/4398819574_cd05fa8c65.jpg\" title=\"I can&#039;t get the peanut butter outta my teef!!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I can&#039;t get the peanut butter outta my teef!!<\/p><\/div>I was watching mama eat a peanut butter spread bagel earlier today. It looked mighty delicious so I whined and cried and begged for just a little piece. My persistence paid off because mom gave me a little chunk of the bagel with a whole lotta peanut butter on it. I think she purposely put extra pb on it for me because she watched and giggled while I tried to chew and swallow it. The pb was icky sticky, and I licked and smacked my lips for about 10 minutes until I got all traces of the pb off my face, mouth, nose, tongue, everything! Mom couldn&#8217;t stop laughing, but the joke was on her because I enjoyed every second of it! Although I did sit quietly and didn&#8217;t beg for another piece while I watched her finish the rest. <\/p>\n<p>Hmph,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching mama eat a peanut butter spread bagel earlier today. It looked mighty delicious so I whined and cried and begged for just a little piece. My persistence paid off because mom gave me a little chunk of the bagel with a whole lotta peanut butter on it. I think she purposely put [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[119,7,8,6,118],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}