{"id":60,"date":"2010-04-25T13:11:13","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T19:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2010-04-25T13:11:13","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T19:11:13","slug":"not-guilty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Not Guilty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4026\/4550398076_9bbb396a4f.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4026\/4550398076_9bbb396a4f.jpg\" title=\"It wasn&#039;t me!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">It wasn&#039;t me!<\/p><\/div>Whenever mom is not home, I like to make myself comfortable on her bed even though I know I am not supposed be on it. She came home late last night, and I was mega sleepy, so when I heard the door open, I didn&#8217;t bother getting off the bed and hiding my guilt. When she walked into the room, all I did was happily greet her at the edge of the bed while wagging my tail. I was so cute she wasn&#8217;t able to yell at me! All she did was laugh and take a photo&#8230; I bet to use against me later. That&#8217;s why I didn&#8217;t make eye contact with the camera.. I can just deny it wasn&#8217;t me! She&#8217;ll never know the difference!<\/p>\n<p>Teehee,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever mom is not home, I like to make myself comfortable on her bed even though I know I am not supposed be on it. She came home late last night, and I was mega sleepy, so when I heard the door open, I didn&#8217;t bother getting off the bed and hiding my guilt. When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,3],"tags":[17,120,121,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}