{"id":64,"date":"2010-04-28T20:38:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-29T02:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2010-04-28T20:38:18","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T02:38:18","slug":"you-need-me-to-wait-no-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"You need me to wait? No problem!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4011\/4472470936_a9c2d1027f.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4011\/4472470936_a9c2d1027f.jpg\" title=\"Best Dog Ever!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Best Dog Ever!<\/p><\/div>Mom says I am the most patient dog in the world. When I&#8217;m all leashed up and ready to go on my walk or to poop and pee, I wait patiently by the door. And just as we are about to leave, mom might get a phone call and yap on the cell for a while. That doesn&#8217;t phase me. I just sit quietly by the door until she&#8217;s done. I&#8217;m such a good boy. Also, when mom is making my dinner bowl, I don&#8217;t try to eat it until she&#8217;s completely done mixing the wet food with dry food. Even if it&#8217;s right in front of my face, I won&#8217;t eat it until she&#8217;s done. How awesome of me is that? Super awesome. And when we come back from a walk, I wait by the door until mama comes back with a wet towel to wipe my feet. I don&#8217;t complain even though I <em>hate<\/em> having my paws touched. Yep, I think I just might be the most patient and awesomest dog on the planet.<\/p>\n<p>Peace out!<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom says I am the most patient dog in the world. When I&#8217;m all leashed up and ready to go on my walk or to poop and pee, I wait patiently by the door. And just as we are about to leave, mom might get a phone call and yap on the cell for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[7,8,6,124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}