{"id":68,"date":"2010-05-02T09:54:13","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T15:54:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2010-05-03T09:54:22","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T15:54:22","slug":"oh-snausage-how-i-love-thee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Oh Snausage, How I Love Thee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3348\/3495186920_faa955c420.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3348\/3495186920_faa955c420.jpg\" title=\"Why would you want to torture this adorable face into waiting for a Snausage?\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why would you want to torture this adorable face into waiting for a Snausage?<\/p><\/div>I&#8217;m trying to learn a new trick.. they say you can&#8217;t teach an old dog new tricks, and I&#8217;m super old, so it&#8217;s near impossible to teach me anything new! I&#8217;m trying to learn how to balance a Snausage on my nose without inhaling it first. It&#8217;s really hard. All I want to do is eat it. Mom tries to get me to hold still as she puts it on my nose, but I just want to gobble that goodness up. I&#8217;ve gotten better.. I can resist eating it, but feeling that Snausage on top of my nose is just unnatural; I keep turning my head away and licking my lips as soon as the treat comes near my face. A few more tries later, I can now hold still with it on my nose (with the help of mom holding my head still!) but my mouth curls up to the side and twitches because I just can&#8217;t be this close to a Snausage and not devour it instantly! Oh well, maybe one day I can control myself from eating a Snausage within the first nanosecond.<\/p>\n<p>Toodles,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to learn a new trick.. they say you can&#8217;t teach an old dog new tricks, and I&#8217;m super old, so it&#8217;s near impossible to teach me anything new! I&#8217;m trying to learn how to balance a Snausage on my nose without inhaling it first. It&#8217;s really hard. All I want to do is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[7,8,6,28,129],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}