{"id":69,"date":"2010-05-03T19:09:11","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T01:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=69"},"modified":"2010-05-03T19:09:11","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T01:09:11","slug":"mosquitoes-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Mosquitoes Suck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3053\/3027926250_e6d10583bb.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3053\/3027926250_e6d10583bb.jpg\" title=\"This photo has nothing to do with mosquitoes, but I am so cute in it\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">This photo has nothing to do with mosquitoes, but I am so cute in it<\/p><\/div>Summer&#8217;s coming, and I can feel the heat and the mosquitoes! They bite my belly, my legs, and my butt and it totally itches! It makes me look like I have fleas, but they&#8217;re not fleas. Well, good thing about that is when mom combs through my hair looking for fleas, that kinda feels good and massage-y. But I am scratching myself through the night, and it&#8217;s keeping me (and mom) up! I wish there was some sort of mosquito blocker for dogs. My butt is itchy!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer&#8217;s coming, and I can feel the heat and the mosquitoes! They bite my belly, my legs, and my butt and it totally itches! It makes me look like I have fleas, but they&#8217;re not fleas. Well, good thing about that is when mom combs through my hair looking for fleas, that kinda feels good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,130,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}