{"id":71,"date":"2010-05-05T20:43:10","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T02:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=71"},"modified":"2010-05-05T23:14:51","modified_gmt":"2010-05-06T05:14:51","slug":"attack-of-the-snot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Sneezy Time Delicious"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Can you see the drop of snot on the tip of my nose? After this photo was taken, I flung it on mommy.<\/p><\/div>My nose is always runny. I don’t know if it’s allergies or if I just have a leaky nose, but it is always dripping! It is impossible for me to lie on my back for a long period of time because the snot just builds up and drowns me, so if I ever am on my back for too long, I turn over and violently sneeze and I spray my snot on everything! It’s pretty gross. I can see it glistening on the floor and on the shelves and on the couch and on my mom’s feet. She always yells OAKIE! GROSSSS!<\/em> but I can’t help it if she’s the one carrying me like a baby! She knows the snot is rolling back into my throat when she carries me like that! All I can do is sneeze it all out onto her face. I also sneeze multiple times when I am super excited and when I am really angry at mom. Sneezing is, like, kinda my thing I guess. I guess that’s better than farting. Oh wait, I do that, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My nose is always runny. I don’t know if it’s allergies or if I just have a leaky nose, but it is always dripping! It is impossible for me to lie on my back for a long period of time because the snot just builds up and drowns me, so if I ever am on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,6,132,131],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}