{"id":72,"date":"2010-05-06T23:28:08","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T05:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=72"},"modified":"2010-05-06T23:28:08","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T05:28:08","slug":"i-give-this-post-two-paws-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"I give this post two paws up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4025\/4398031989_e6b8e5e59a.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4025\/4398031989_e6b8e5e59a.jpg\" title=\"&#039;Raise Your Hand if you&#039;re Sure!&#039;\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#039;Raise Your Hand if you&#039;re Sure!&#039;<\/p><\/div>I don&#8217;t like people touching my paws. I don&#8217;t know why, but it just freaks me out! Though, I&#8217;m a little used to mama grabbing my paws. She likes to torment me like that. She wipes my paws after every walk and every time I go out to poo. I will wait patiently at the door on the doormat for her to come back and wipe each paw clean. Sometimes when it&#8217;s raining outside, she has to wipe them three times! Torture!! But I don&#8217;t cry or whine about it. I sit quietly and obediently because I&#8217;m a good boy. I even let her step on my paws in the morning. And by <em>step on<\/em> I mean she taps my paws with her toes. She would never totally step on my paws.. she would crush me! She&#8217;s like, over 100 pounds! Fatty!!!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like people touching my paws. I don&#8217;t know why, but it just freaks me out! Though, I&#8217;m a little used to mama grabbing my paws. She likes to torment me like that. She wipes my paws after every walk and every time I go out to poo. I will wait patiently at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,8,6,133],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}