{"id":78,"date":"2010-05-11T15:23:09","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T21:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2010-05-11T15:23:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T21:23:09","slug":"bleh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Bleh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3498\/3183401858_fea5ccfdac.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3498\/3183401858_fea5ccfdac.jpg\" title=\"oopsie!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">oopsie!<\/p><\/div>I barfed last night and woke mom up in the process! Good thing I barfed on the rug instead of the carpet though, &#8217;cause my vomit was super orangy brown. Ew! But bad that I barfed on the only white part of the rug! Hehe. I wasn&#8217;t even aiming for it! Oops, oh well. Now there is a yellow spot in the white area of the rug. I guess if I moved a little to the right I would have thrown up on the black area of the rug, but that&#8217;s no fun. Mom likes to spend hours getting a stain out anyway! It&#8217;s like my gift to her! <\/p>\n<p>Love you, mom!<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I barfed last night and woke mom up in the process! Good thing I barfed on the rug instead of the carpet though, &#8217;cause my vomit was super orangy brown. Ew! But bad that I barfed on the only white part of the rug! Hehe. I wasn&#8217;t even aiming for it! Oops, oh well. Now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[137,7,8,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}