{"id":79,"date":"2010-05-11T22:33:18","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T04:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=79"},"modified":"2010-05-11T22:33:18","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T04:33:18","slug":"the-end-is-near","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"The End is Near!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1111\/4599656925_012ef42af2.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1111\/4599656925_012ef42af2.jpg\" title=\"Hooray!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hooray!<\/p><\/div>Yippee Kai Yay! I watched Lost today with mom! I got to see Jacob and The Man in Black as babies! TWIN babies! Aww so cute! I love babies! And then The Man in Black turned into smoke and died! Aww I hate dying! But the worst part was the MiB killing his mama! Wha WHAT?! Who would ever do such an evil deed?!?! Oh, right, I almost killed my mama when I tripped her down the stairs, but it wasn&#8217;t on purpose! I love you, mama! Then after the show, we went out for my poo, and I usually poo in silence, but today I made a wet bean fart squirt when I pooped. It made mom laugh. But I didn&#8217;t laugh. I just looked at her, wondering why she giggled at my fart. <\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yippee Kai Yay! I watched Lost today with mom! I got to see Jacob and The Man in Black as babies! TWIN babies! Aww so cute! I love babies! And then The Man in Black turned into smoke and died! Aww I hate dying! But the worst part was the MiB killing his mama! Wha [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,1],"tags":[7,8,37,6,13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}