{"id":80,"date":"2010-05-12T20:25:57","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T02:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2010-05-12T20:25:57","modified_gmt":"2010-05-13T02:25:57","slug":"hello-earth-to-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Hello?? Earth to Mother!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3259\/3289244298_48c054fe9a.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3259\/3289244298_48c054fe9a.jpg\" title=\"I&#039;m cuter than a computer!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;m cuter than a computer!<\/p><\/div>I hate it when mom spends too much time on the computer. Sometimes I&#8217;ll sit next to her and whine and cry. To shut me up, she will put her hand down on my head and pet me, but that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ll get, and she goes back to ignoring me and giving the computer all her attention. Well, I&#8217;ve had enough! Now if she tries to pet my head, I dodge it as fast as I can. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m playing hot potato with her hand.. my head is the potato, trying to avoid her hand and her meaningless petting! Sometimes she won&#8217;t even look at me, she&#8217;ll put her hand out and try to feel for my head, but I avoid it like the bubonic plague. I don&#8217;t want her to just pet my head, I want her to get off the computer and play with me! What&#8217;s a dog gotta do for some attention around here? Turn into a computer? Sheesh!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m outta here!<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate it when mom spends too much time on the computer. Sometimes I&#8217;ll sit next to her and whine and cry. To shut me up, she will put her hand down on my head and pet me, but that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ll get, and she goes back to ignoring me and giving the computer all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5,4],"tags":[139,7,8,138,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}