{"id":87,"date":"2010-05-19T22:29:20","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T04:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=87"},"modified":"2010-05-19T22:29:20","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T04:29:20","slug":"im-phat-and-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Phat. And Fat :("},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4028\/4398803220_5c1fb0c20c.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4028\/4398803220_5c1fb0c20c.jpg\" title=\"Look at my big belly!\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look at my big belly!<\/p><\/div>I&#8217;ve been a steady 17lbs for as long as I remember&#8230; until me and mommy moved to a new place a few months ago, and now I am almost 19lbs! ZOMG! I am FAT!!! To gain 2lbs in a few months when I&#8217;ve been 17lbs for 9yrs is absurd! I used to just eat one meal a day, but since we moved, I want to eat breakfast before mommy goes to work. I used to refuse breakfast and I&#8217;d leave it in the bowl the entire time mom was at work, but not anymore. I scarf that sucker down! And dinner is never enough either. I am licking the bowl 10minutes after I&#8217;ve finished all my food. I&#8217;m just a hungry hungry hippo! Mom and I take less walks now, too. That makes me sad. But mom tries to play fetch with me inside the house. Still, it&#8217;s not as fun as walks. But now that I&#8217;m fat, maybe we&#8217;ll go on more walks! I hope that&#8217;s the case because I don&#8217;t want to go on a diet!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a steady 17lbs for as long as I remember&#8230; until me and mommy moved to a new place a few months ago, and now I am almost 19lbs! ZOMG! I am FAT!!! To gain 2lbs in a few months when I&#8217;ve been 17lbs for 9yrs is absurd! I used to just eat one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[7,143,8,142,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}