{"id":94,"date":"2010-05-24T19:05:18","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T01:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=94"},"modified":"2010-05-24T19:05:18","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T01:05:18","slug":"ribbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Ribbit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2307\/1502468376_fbb71f556a.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2307\/1502468376_fbb71f556a.jpg\" title=\"Frogs are boring. I&#039;m exciting.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Frogs are boring. I&#039;m exciting.<\/p><\/div>I saw my first frog last night! Well, that&#8217;s what mama told me it was called. It looked more like a jumping turd to me. It was on the back patio, mom pushed it off into the grass so I wouldn&#8217;t lick it, but I got close enough to get a quick sniff until it jumped away. I was a little scared of it, but I kept a brave face on and followed it with my nose. Then I got bored, squatted to poop, sniffed the grass for pee pee smells and went back inside. Fun night!<\/p>\n<p>xx,<br \/>\nOakie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw my first frog last night! Well, that&#8217;s what mama told me it was called. It looked more like a jumping turd to me. It was on the back patio, mom pushed it off into the grass so I wouldn&#8217;t lick it, but I got close enough to get a quick sniff until it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4,1],"tags":[7,8,101,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oakiechang.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}