Oakie Poops

I had a fun and exciting day today! First, mom and I went on a long walk this morning where I made three nice poopies. Then we hopped into the car and drove through the car wash! My first time! It was scary!!! We drove through a dark tunnel– it was so loud. Then a whole bunch of water sprayed on the windows.. ugh!! I hate the sight of water when it’s not contained in my water bowl! And to top it off, big scary looking arms came down and hit at the windows. I didn’t like it at all, but I couldn’t look away either. I cowered in my seat, scooting closer to mommy. I was so glad when it was over.. car ride back home! I love looking out the window as we drive down the roads. My spit covers the entire inside of the passenger seat. It makes it blurry and hard to see out the window, but mom lets me lick and spit all over the window anyway ’cause she’s cool like that (she’s the coolest mommy ever).

To top the night off, a bunch of aunties and uncles came over to play fetch with me. I was so excited I almost vomited. And now I am super pooped. I’m going to call it a night and bid you all a good evening.

Sweet dreams,
Oakie

This morning I went on a long walk with mom and made three poopies! Then about two hours later I farted a mega stinky fart that made mom gag. Strange.. I thought I pooped everything out and emptied my intestines. I guess I have a megacolon!

xoxo,
Oakie

Mom took me to poo this morning in the backyard. Then about an hour later, she took me out on a nice walk around the neighborhood. I pooed two more times! I did #2 twice it was so nice! And it wasn’t even lunch time yet!

It amazes my mom how much I poo even when I haven’t had a meal. Well, she did feed me a couple of Beggin’ Strips before the walk so I’d have a little bit of energy. Maybe those things make me poo like a monster. I think it’s funny that mom has to carry 3-4 poop bags with her every time we go on a walk. She never knows how much I’ll end up pooping! Sometimes I surprise myself, too!

teehee,
Oakie

I love to poop. Yes. I love to poop uh lot. I average 3 poops a day, but on special days when mom is home all day, sometimes I will poo 5-6 times a day. You see, when mom is home, I love to be fed (like every other dog). I will eat everything she puts in front of me. But when she’s not home, I refuse to eat (is that normal?). I won’t even eat my very most favorite treats in the world Beggin Strips (which I usually swallow whole if hand fed to me). I don’t know why, I just don’t like to eat alone, but I love it when mom personally feeds me one piece of dog food at a time by hand. Call me a diva.. well, not really a diva because I’m a boy, but you know what I’m saying.

So that’s the back story to my ginormous pooping abilities. My mom worries about me when I’m not able to get that 3rd poo out at the end of the day, so she takes me on extra long special walks just to stir up my insides and get those darn poots out of me. I bet she doesn’t realize I sometimes purposely hold it in just to get the extra trek with mommy. Hey, it’s fun and good exercise! Stay healthy!

xxoo,
Oakie