Posts Tagged ‘halloween’

Since mom is going to be out of town for Halloween, she decided to dress me up early. And I hated it as usual. It had a hoodie, and of course when she put that over my head it was lights out. I couldn’t see anything, so I just laid down and went to sleep. Doesn’t she know I don’t appreciate being dressed up like a girl?! How am I supposed to keep up my tough guy image with a fabulous dragon costume on?! I ain’t gonna get no respect with this on!

xx,
Oakie

Hello my friends! It’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. Sorry about that. I’ve been busy traveling the world, going places no dog has gone, and taking long walks on the beach. Oh wait, I didn’t do any of those. Mom did. All I did was stay in the dog hotel and wait for her. On my last day at the dog hotel, they emptied out my room and I knew right then and there that it was time to go home! I was so excited that the kennel employee had a hard time putting on my harness! I was too jittery excited! Mom doesn’t deserve all this excitement! She’s had enough! Fun time for me! I hope there are a lot of trick or treaters tonight so I can bark and scare them with my ferocious growl. Grrr, baby!

xx,
Oakie

My mom dressed up as a pretty pretty ballerina for Halloween, so she thought it was appropriate to dress me up as one. Uh, mom.. I’m a boy. Not a girl in a pink tutu! Although I must admit I do look pretty.. I mean handsome.. in this tutu. I guess I just look good in whatever mom puts me in. It’s hard being this cute!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Halloween! No, UNhappy Halloween! Mama always dresses me up in these nonsensical costumes. A cow? I ain’t a cow! Hey, don’t have a cow, man! Eat Mor Chiken! Why must she dress me up in these silly get-ups? I like to bark and be fierce when the doorbell rings and scare the little trick or treaters away! Off my property, you little minions!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Halloween! Mom dressed me up as a mummy. I played the part perfectly. I was a super unhappy mummy and I moped around in my costume. Mom thought I was acting, but really I just hated my costume and I wanted out. We passed candy to trick or treaters. They all thought I looked super cute. Who can blame them? Sometimes I want to marry myself!

xx,
Oakie

One more day until Halloween! I can’t wait to wear my costume. I am so excited to show it off. The kids will be so scared when I come running out. I’ve been working on my Boo. So far it just sounds like Aroooo! I can’t get the B sound to work! What’s wrong with me!? Anyway, here is a picture of me making a scary face with my tongue. Are you afraid?

xx,
Oakie