Oakie Plays

You might have noticed the little stuffed dog that looks exactly like me in the header banner. Mom commissioned an artist to make a little replica of me so she’d have two Oakies. Double trouble! I don’t know why she’d want another one of me, I am plenty for her already! You can not imitate my cuteness and greatness! But then again, the more Oakies, the better! Once you pop, you can’t stop! Two Oakies are better than one! Double the Oakie, double your pleasure, double the fun!

I’m super!
Oakie

Don’t let the title fool you- I’m really a sweetheart. But when it comes to plush toys, imma gonna tear them up like boom boom pow! Anything that is stuffed, I will rip and shred with my canine razor sharp teeth! Rawr I’m a badass! So if you treasure that dinky little stuffed teddy bear your dummy ex-boyfriend gave you for Valentine’s day, don’t let it fall in my path.. I will DESTROY it!

xoxo!
Oakie

I had a fun and exciting day today! First, mom and I went on a long walk this morning where I made three nice poopies. Then we hopped into the car and drove through the car wash! My first time! It was scary!!! We drove through a dark tunnel– it was so loud. Then a whole bunch of water sprayed on the windows.. ugh!! I hate the sight of water when it’s not contained in my water bowl! And to top it off, big scary looking arms came down and hit at the windows. I didn’t like it at all, but I couldn’t look away either. I cowered in my seat, scooting closer to mommy. I was so glad when it was over.. car ride back home! I love looking out the window as we drive down the roads. My spit covers the entire inside of the passenger seat. It makes it blurry and hard to see out the window, but mom lets me lick and spit all over the window anyway ’cause she’s cool like that (she’s the coolest mommy ever).

To top the night off, a bunch of aunties and uncles came over to play fetch with me. I was so excited I almost vomited. And now I am super pooped. I’m going to call it a night and bid you all a good evening.

Sweet dreams,
Oakie

I love sticking my face out the car window and feeling the wind blow my ears back. I especially love when we pass by pedestrians so I can bark at them and give them a little fright! I like to stick my head out the window as far as I can. It scares mom because she thinks I’ll fall out, but I’ve got it under control! It’s the best when mom drives fast so the wind hits my face faster, but I HATE it when anyone blows on my face.. I snoot at them and blow snot on their faces. I don’t do it on purpose to be mean.. it’s just a natural reaction. But what business do you have blowing your stinky breath on my face anyway, eh??

🙂
Oakie

Hello Friends!

Do you know what my most favorite thing to do is (besides poop and sleep)? I love to bark at and chase squirrels!

When I see a squirrel while mom is walking me, I like to yank the leash violently while nearly breaking my mom’s arm. It’s fun!

When I see a squirrel outside and I’m inside the house, I like to bark incessantly. I bark and bark and bark and bark and bark while the squirrel just minds it’s own business, ignoring me. But I still bark and bark and bark and go crazy insane like I’m going to murder someone.

Squirrels! They’re fun!
Oakie