Oakie Plays

It is really hard for me to talk with my tongue hanging out, but I can’t help it. I like to pant really hard! Sometimes I will pant really hard for no reason! I didn’t just run one mile. I didn’t just jump and down in a jump-rope contest. I didn’t just swing my hips in a hula-hoop contest! Sometimes I just like to pant really hard. Is that so wrong? You just have to get used to my slurred speech when my tongue is hanging out! (and no, I didn’t get this FOB accent from mom!)

xx,
Oakie

Sometimes I feel like Mini Me is trying to steal my spotlight. I don’t like that one bit. So I want to pulverize him. I had him in my mouth, and I was almost able to fling him around really hard, except that’s when mom decided to put her camera down and save Mini Me. Ma, if you loved me, you would let me tear Mini Me to shreds!!!! Hulk Smash!!!

xx,
Oakie

I totally outsmarted those bars! I walked around them and made it to the stairs. Now I can throw Purple Guy with Big Feet to mom, and she can throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back to me. Here I am roughing him up a little in my mouth. I like to get him all slimy and saliva-y and grody. Sometimes I chomp on him really hard and he squeaks in pain! Sorry, Purple Guy with Big Feet! But it’s for your own good! Can I call you Purpley for short?

xx,
Oakie

I love Purple Guy with Big Feet. Here I am trying to get it to mom, but these bars are in the way. I want to throw her Purple Guy with Big Feet and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back at me so I can catch Purple Guy with Big Feet, rough him up a little bit, and then give Purple Guy with Big Feet back to mom and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back to me. It is the most funnest game in the entire WOOORLDDD!

xx,
Oakie

Don’t I look cute hanging over the couch like this? Mom put me up to this. I don’t usually pose myself in things of this nature, but I guess I can start doing it from now on if it gets me some Awws and Oooohs. But I’d rather have some Snausages.

xx,
Oakie

What should I be for Halloween? I think I should make it easy on mommy and just be a ghost. I can use the towel she gave me.. the one I tore up and put holes in. It’ll be perfect! Now if I can just make some eye holes.. I want to see where I’m going!

xx,
Oakie

I am camera shy sometimes. I don’t want my photo taken all the time. Sometimes I have bad hair days, too! So when mom takes out the camera, I turn and hide my head. It’s all good, I have a cute butt.

xx,
Oakie

Mom likes to play hide and seek with me. She will run away and hide behind a door or corner, and it will take me FOREVER to find her! I have really bad night vision. Even if she isn’t hiding behind anything, if it’s dark enough, I’ll walk right past her! And I thought dogs were supposed to have super smelling powers! Cause ma is a stinky butt! I should be able to smell her from across the room!

xx,
Oakie

I LOVE car rides! I HATE sitting in my car seat, but mom says Safety First! I love to stick my head out the window. Sometimes the window is partially up, so my nose and my tongue end up licking and smearing the glass with my slobber. It looks pretty nasty, but I don’t mind it. I add to it with every car ride!

xx,
Oakie

Mom came home from vacation yesterday!!! I was home alone, and she came back during the day. I was no expecting her, so I growled from upstairs thinking she was a stinky intruder. Turns out she only smelled like stinky Europe! I ran down and gave her a big hug! And then I ran off to play with my toys. Yay!

xx,
Oakie