Oakie Plays

I was totally bad yesterday. I am only bad when mom is home. I like to get caught; I guess you can say I like the attention. Though, when she catches me she spanks my heiny, and I don’t like that.. or do I? When mom was downstairs eating breakfast, I sneaked back upstairs and ripped up my bed. I tore a hole in the bed covering and quickly de-stuffed it. I love the feeling of stuffing or foam in my mouth and spitting it out. It’s exhilarating! And seeing mom’s reaction is kind of funny, too. As soon as she sees it and yells OAKIE!! I run and hide in my tent. Can’t spank me in there!

Ha!
Oakie

Good morning! I like Mondays. I like it when mom goes to the bathroom in the mornings before work because that’s when she usually gives me a treat. The bag of Snausages sits next to the sink, and she will usually reach over and give me a piece as she is taking a leak on the toilet. Hehe. She puts the treat on my nose and I wait for the okay before I toss my head dramatically so the treat falls to the floor and I find it and gobble it up! Then she gives me a pat on the head, and then I run out of the bathroom, wipe my face on the carpet, and lay down for a 10 minute nap until mom is ready to take me out for my morning poop! What a great routine!

xx,
Oakie

Hooray for Independence Day Observed! Mama got to stay home today from work. We slept in and hung around the house. She didn’t leave me to go shopping. She was a good mommy and kept me company. We perfected my nose trick. I can keep the treat on my nose for a really long time. I know when it’s coming.. when my mom takes out the treat and doesn’t immediately give it to me. I brace myself and lower my head so the treat will stay steady on my nose. The longer it takes her to balance on my nose, the longer it takes for me to eat the treat! So I stay as still as I can until she says “FREE!” and I can eat the treat! Yay for treats!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Saturday! When will it stop raining?! My paws are getting soaked in the grass! And don’t even start about all the mosquitoes coming out to play! I don’t like playing with them. They play hide and seek in my fur. They make me itchy. It’s no fun. It’s the worst game ever. I’d rather play with the squirrels. I like to chase them and bark at them. I’m sure they love it when I do that. Who wouldn’t??

xx,
Oakie

July, July, July, it never seemed so strange. I got that from The Decemberists. I’m a hip dog. I listen to bands you’ve never heard of.

I’m starting to run out of stuff to blog about. Everyday is about the same. I sleep, eat, poop, repeat. Tomorrow is mommy’s day off. Maybe we’ll do something special and I’ll write about it. But probably not. She’ll probably go shopping without me and leave me home. Weep!!

xx,
Oakie

Howdy-do, folks! I’ve been a bad dog lately. I’ve been chewing up the corners of my bed! And I know I’m not supposed to chew it. Mom gets mad, so I do it secretly when she hops in the shower. That’s my cue to chew like mad. As soon as the shower is off, I hide. Sometimes I’ll go down the hall, other times I’ll go ahead and plop myself into my kennel (where mama puts me when I’m bad). When she sees it she’s all like ARGHHH OAKIE!! and I’m all like wha? who meee? and she’s all like NO!!! I mean YES YOU! BUT NOOO on the chewing!! and I’m all like haha I’m already inside the kennel you can’t touch this! But she can’t blame me for chewing it up, I have some pent up energy that’s ready to explode!!! Mama hasn’t taken me on too many walks lately because she’s a lazy bugger. I need my walks, or I’ll chew!! RAR!

Smell ya later,
Oakie

Mama took me out to poo today and on the way back in, she saw something on her socks. She thought she stepped in my poo because it looked like a little piece of brown mush. When she went to wipe it off, it squirmed and then she realized it was a baby slug! Ma thought it was cute, but I didn’t care for it. I was like meh, slug, whatevs. But ma thought it was cute enough to photograph and told me to post its photo on my entry today instead of a photo of me. Can you believe it? The nerve! But I listened to her like the good boy I am. So, enjoy Sluggy because today is the only day you’ll get to see him! Muahaha!!

xx,
Oakie

I’m always hungry. Ma feeds me in the morning, when she gets home from work, and I get lots of treats after dinner. So then why am I so hungry all the time? Am I pregnant? HAAHA I crack me up.. of course I’m not pregnant, silly! I’m a boy, and I’m neutered! Ma cut off me balls! How rude of her. Hmm I suddenly have a hankering for some nuts. Peanuts, you pervs!!

xx,
Oakie

Finally! Ma took a photo of me doing my new trick! Took her long enough! Well, I can’t really blame her. Every time the camera clicked, I thought that was my cue to eat the treat, so it was hard to get a good shot. And if the flash was about to go off, it was like TREAT TIME! for me. It took her several tries. I got so tired of it that I didn’t even want to wait anymore and I’d just eat the treat! Sorry, but I’m just a dog, standing in front of a mommy, asking for her to give me a treat!

xx,
Oakie

Phew, I’m still tired from yesterday! All that playing and all those belly rubs, it really stresses a dog out! I also showed them my new trick, and holding & waiting for a treat that’s balanced on your nose is no small task! That took a lot of energy out of me! I wanted to rip into that treat ASAP! And then mom had to stay up late to clean the place before going to bed. I got tired of waiting for her to take me out to poo & pee, so I trotted to her room, jumped on her bed, and went to sleep! HA! I’m so brave jumping on her bed while she’s home! But she was taking so long with the dishes. I figured she wouldn’t come back to her room for a while. And then I fell asleep and she caught me perched on her bed covers. Uh oh. She called me a bad dog 🙁 and then gave me a hug. She’s a weird one.

xx,
Oakie