Oakie Doesn’t Do Much

July, July, July, it never seemed so strange. I got that from The Decemberists. I’m a hip dog. I listen to bands you’ve never heard of.

I’m starting to run out of stuff to blog about. Everyday is about the same. I sleep, eat, poop, repeat. Tomorrow is mommy’s day off. Maybe we’ll do something special and I’ll write about it. But probably not. She’ll probably go shopping without me and leave me home. Weep!!

xx,
Oakie

Hi friends! I am so behind on my blogs! Today is actually July 12, but I am writing for June 30 because I have been lazy and not posting for you zero readers out there! At least I’m not under any pressure to deliver any bloggy goodness because I have 0 traffic everyday. Hehe. Why even write this blog? So I can keep a diary! But I haven’t written in 2 weeks now, so that kind of defeats the purpose. I’ll be better about it though! Ta ta for now. Or actually, I’m about to write the next blog entries up until July 12! EEK!

xx,
Oakie

Yay! Ma’s back from her trip! That was fast! It was like she was only gone for one day! Well, still, one day is a long time in doggy days. I was so excited to see her walk through the door, I jumped and she gave me a hug! Yay Hugs! And then she took a nap. Aww, boo! Boring! But then I took a nap, too. So we napped together. Good times.

xx,
Oakie

Well, surprise, surprise. Guess who went out of town again and left me home with Uncle? Yep, mama did. GRR!! Why does she do this to me!!? It’s so unfair she gets to go out and have fun without me. Poopoo on her. I’m just kidding. I didn’t mean that. I love mommy. I hope she brings me back something fun from her trip.

xx,
Oakie

I’m always hungry. Ma feeds me in the morning, when she gets home from work, and I get lots of treats after dinner. So then why am I so hungry all the time? Am I pregnant? HAAHA I crack me up.. of course I’m not pregnant, silly! I’m a boy, and I’m neutered! Ma cut off me balls! How rude of her. Hmm I suddenly have a hankering for some nuts. Peanuts, you pervs!!

xx,
Oakie

Today is Tuesday! I miss LOST Tuesdays and sitting on mama’s lap as we watch Hurley say dude. Dude! Those were good times. There’s not much good TV on in the summer. Oh, I take that back. I like HBO in the summer. But all the good shows are on late and on Sundays, when it’s my rest day! Don’t they know I’d rather be sleeping? Or eating a treat? Or getting my belly rubbed? The other day, mom bent down to pick something up off the floor, and I immediately got on my back and spread out my paws… and you know what she did? She gave me a belly rub! HA! It works every time!!!

I’m awesome!
Oakie

Mondays! Yuck! I hate ’em as much as mama does. After sleeping in over the weekend, I kind of want to sleep in on Monday, too! But I gotta get up when mom gets up. Luckily, as she gets ready for work, I can sneak in a quick nap before she takes me out to potty. After that, mom leaves for work and I go back to sleeping. It’s a stressful life, but somebody’s gotta do it! And that somebody is me!!

xx,
Oakie

Phew, I’m still tired from yesterday! All that playing and all those belly rubs, it really stresses a dog out! I also showed them my new trick, and holding & waiting for a treat that’s balanced on your nose is no small task! That took a lot of energy out of me! I wanted to rip into that treat ASAP! And then mom had to stay up late to clean the place before going to bed. I got tired of waiting for her to take me out to poo & pee, so I trotted to her room, jumped on her bed, and went to sleep! HA! I’m so brave jumping on her bed while she’s home! But she was taking so long with the dishes. I figured she wouldn’t come back to her room for a while. And then I fell asleep and she caught me perched on her bed covers. Uh oh. She called me a bad dog 🙁 and then gave me a hug. She’s a weird one.

xx,
Oakie

I wish it was the weekend already. I like sleeping in on Saturdays. Though sometimes if mom is up really late Friday night, I don’t get to go out and do my business until it’s almost noon! What a lazy person mommy is for sleeping in! Some Fridays, mom stays home with me. I like those Fridays. Except when she decides she wants to go out shopping. Then I don’t like those days. Unless she gives me a treat before she leaves. Then I don’t even realize she’s gone until after I’ve finished my treat. It’s like.. smell ya later, mom!

xx,
Oakie

It’s just another Manic Monday. Except I don’t know why it’s manic for me because I do the same thing everyday. Sleep, eat, poop, pee, play, bark, repeat! Nothing too stressful, although I do get stressed when mom leaves the house to go to work sometimes. But she’s not even home right now, that abandoner! But I have a feeling she’ll be home soon. She can’t live without me! Who could?!

xx,
Oakie