Oakie Doesn’t Do Much

Nope, it’s not my birthday. I just wanted to post a photo of me celebrating my 8th birthday with a delicious ham & cheese sandwich and some Milkbones. It was the best birthday ever because it was the only birthday party mom threw for me. She didn’t give me a party when I turned 9. What a rip off. I’ll be turning 10 in August. That’s a big milestone! I hope I get a ham & cheese sandwich this year.. and some Milkbones.. and Snausages.. and Beggin Strips!! That’d be swell!

xoxo,
Oakie

I love me some bread! Whenever I hear the rustling sound of the bread’s plastic bag, I drop everything and come running to the source of the sound. I love bread so much I will eat it whole and without chewing. One time I ate it too fast and then went bonkers with my toys and I threw up the bread in one solid piece .. it was only rolled up and molded by the shape of my throat. I wanted to gobble it back down, but mom threw it away. What a waste! If I could just eat bread for the rest of my days, I would be happy. Well, I would need a Snausage or two thrown in there, too. And a couple Beggin’ Strips. Besides, dogs cannot live on bread alone, right?

Amen!
Oakie

Whenever mom is not home, I like to make myself comfortable on her bed even though I know I am not supposed be on it. She came home late last night, and I was mega sleepy, so when I heard the door open, I didn’t bother getting off the bed and hiding my guilt. When she walked into the room, all I did was happily greet her at the edge of the bed while wagging my tail. I was so cute she wasn’t able to yell at me! All she did was laugh and take a photo… I bet to use against me later. That’s why I didn’t make eye contact with the camera.. I can just deny it wasn’t me! She’ll never know the difference!

Teehee,
Oakie

I was watching mama eat a peanut butter spread bagel earlier today. It looked mighty delicious so I whined and cried and begged for just a little piece. My persistence paid off because mom gave me a little chunk of the bagel with a whole lotta peanut butter on it. I think she purposely put extra pb on it for me because she watched and giggled while I tried to chew and swallow it. The pb was icky sticky, and I licked and smacked my lips for about 10 minutes until I got all traces of the pb off my face, mouth, nose, tongue, everything! Mom couldn’t stop laughing, but the joke was on her because I enjoyed every second of it! Although I did sit quietly and didn’t beg for another piece while I watched her finish the rest.

Hmph,
Oakie

Well! Heidi-ho neighbor! Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a daddy and nurturing to my mini-me. HA! Just kidding. I am not nurturing to my mini-me at all. All I want to do to it is lick and then possibly devour it like its a bag of Snausages. It’s nothing I have against my mini-me, I just like to de-stuff anything that’s stuffed! Toys! Dolls! Pillows! I don’t discriminate! Anything stuffed is welcomed!

Ciao!
Oakie

Welcome to another LOST Tuesday! I sat on mama’s lap as the hour rolled by. Here I am looking at Sawyer. Who thinks his abs are as wonderful as I do? I mean wha?? No silly, I’m not in love with Sawyer, I’m in love with Kate. Yep.. Kate who can’t make up her mind between Sawyer and Jack. Pick both.. they’re both dreamy! I mean huh wha.. did I just say that? And who else cried when Jin and Sun were united? Oh.. not me. I don’t cry. I just whimper. By then I was ready to jump off mama’s lap and find my bone. I can’t sit still for an hour.. or 5 minutes.

Smell ya later!
Oakie

PS- Besides watching LOST today, I took 2 very solid poopoos and am ready for my 3rd poop before I go to bed in a couple of hours. Yay me!

EEK! It rained today, and I am a super scardy-cat when it comes to hearing thunder. I don’t like to see lightning either, but it’s the booming echo of thunder I am most afraid of. Even if the skies are clear, I will be too afraid to go outside to pee or poo if I hear the sound of thunder grumbling in the distance. I am so afraid of it that where ever mom goes, I sit to the side of her furthest away from the window.. under a table or even behind the toilet! Sometimes when there’s no cover, I will run under the bed and stay there for hours. Yep, I’m not ashamed of it.. I’m totally chicken!

Gotta run (and hide)!
Oakie

Hello, friends. Sometimes when I have a stressful day, I like to sit under mom’s chair and meditate while wearing a huge hoodie. Well, I usually do it sans hoodie, but someone thought putting a big blue hoodie on my head would be funny. It accentuates my head-bobbing as I breathe in and breathe out. Kinda like a bobblehead. Except I’m way cuter. You could say I look like a really cute Jedi. I’ll go with that one.

Use the force,
Oakie

Happy Friday peeps and canines! I’m so glad it’s the weekend!! Not that it really makes a difference in my schedule. I sleep all day anyway, but Saturday I get to sleep in with mommy and I get to see her all (well, most) of the day!! YAY! I love mommy! She is the most beautiful person in the world!! (or that’s what she told me ;-)) I think we’ll stay up tonight and watch some TV. I can’t wait!

xx,
Oakie

Mama bought me a new tent! The opening is a little too short for me. When I try walking in, my back hits the top and the whole tent tilts up and I have a hard time getting my hind legs into the tent! Apparently it’s funny because mom laughs when it happens. Hey ma, lay off will ya? It’s not my fault you bought a crappy tent that’s too small for me! I’m just kidding. It’s not crappy. I love it. Especially when I lean a little too much to one side and the whole thing rolls over with me in it. It’s like a cheap roller coaster ride! But whatevs, I still love it and the $9 bargain it was from IKEA!

xx,
Oakie