Oakie Doesn’t Do Much

Whoa Nelly, LOST was a doosie tonight! I felt like questions were being answered and things were progressing, but what questions were answered I have no idea! It just seemed like a great episode ’cause I was all like whoa and wha?? and nuh uh! Mama whoa‘d and wha‘d and nuh uh‘d at the same time I did!! Cuh-razy! It was a great bonding experience. I sat on mom’s lap like a little kid, and then she fed me Snausages! That was my favorite part, brotha!

Peace out,
Oakie

Sometimes when I go bonkers and out of control, mom likes to put a cut-off jeans pant leg around my head. It calms me down. I will be jumping off the walls and going buck wild, and then mom will catch me and put the jeans on me. It calms me instantly! I don’t know what it is about wearing that imitation cone, but after it goes over my head, all I want to do is sit, lay down and close my eyes. The force is strong with this one.

Do or do not, there is no try.
Oakie

PS- Happy Easter!

It is HOT in herre! I can feel summer coming in full force! The house is a little too warm inside. I have to leave the bedroom and rest in the hallway on the wood floors to cool myself off. The ceiling fan just ain’t cuttin’ it! Mom and I went for a walk today though the neighborhood, and I was panting the whole time! If dogs could sweat I would’ve been drenched in it! I drank almost all the water out of my water bowl when we got back. Water has never tasted so yummy and refreshing! I’m glad I got a nice haircut and chopped off all those long curls last week– its like wearing a wool sweater in the heat. No gracias!

Adios,
Oakie

Hi friends, I have decided to retire my blog today. It hurts my paws to type on the keyboard, and I could be spending my time doing more productive things like sleep. Plus, nobody reads my blog anyway, so I should just close it and toss it in the trash. Not! Happy April Fool’s!! Don’t panic, friends! I’m not going to stop blogging! I love to yap your ear off! But I wasn’t really lying about people not reading this blog. It’s okay though, I like talking to myself the best anyway.

Smell ya later!
Oakie

Hi Friends! It’s LOST Tuesday! I can’t wait to watch with mom. I sit on her lap and we both OOH and OMG and WHA? and HUH?! at the same things! It’s crazy! I will be very sad when it’s all over, but also a little relieved that I no longer have to force myself to watch every episode because I must know what’s going on (even though more than half of the time I don’t really know what’s going on). I bet mom knows what’s going on. She’s like.. totally smart. I wish they’d show dogs in the remaining episodes. If they did my eyes wouldn’t wander away from the screen and stare at the blank wall for 10 minutes. I hate it when I space out…

… huh? oh bye!
Oakie

You might have noticed the little stuffed dog that looks exactly like me in the header banner. Mom commissioned an artist to make a little replica of me so she’d have two Oakies. Double trouble! I don’t know why she’d want another one of me, I am plenty for her already! You can not imitate my cuteness and greatness! But then again, the more Oakies, the better! Once you pop, you can’t stop! Two Oakies are better than one! Double the Oakie, double your pleasure, double the fun!

I’m super!
Oakie

Some people say I cross my legs like a lady, I say I’m merely a refined gentleman. It’s not something I was taught to do.. crossing my legs. I guess my bowleggedness forces me to do so. But it’s all good, the ladies love it. When they see me sit all proper, they Ooh and Ahh and Aww.. yeah, that’s right. They love the Oakster.

Wink,
Oakie

What is up with my hair! My goodness. Sometimes mom thinks I’m a girl.. she puts my hair up in little pony tails.. she dresses me up in “cute” clothing.. yeah, it’s cute to you but to me it’s degrading! I’m a man! I’m a senior citizen.. respect your elders!

Sheesh,
Oakie

Mom is obsessed with how cute my tongue is, so here’s another picture of it breaking free of my mouth. Sometimes it’s just unstoppable.

xo,
Oakie

I don’t know why, but for the past year or two, my tongue has been making more appearances.. poking out of my mouth when I’m sleeping or just relaxing on the couch. Is my tongue growing longer, or maybe my jaw muscles are getting weaker and can’t hold in my cute tongue? Whatever the explanation, if it makes makes mom smile, I’m all for it!

xoxo,
Oakie