Oakie Doesn’t Do Much

Mom can be a mean bia sometimes. When I am comfortably sleeping on the floor, she likes to put a heavy blanket on me. Aww you say? Not aww! The blanket is bulky and heavy and she puts it on top of my body and my head! Suffocating! But I’m so used to it, I don’t even move anymore. I’ll just keep sleeping until she starts to feel bad and takes it off. Can a pup get some peace ‘n quiet around here? Sheesh!

xx,
Oakie

EEK! It’s almost the end of June and I haven’t posted anything for this month yet! And who the heck says EEK? Not me! Mom gave me a haircut the other day. I hate it when she cuts my hair, so I often move around. Then one time she snipped my skin. It was just a surface wound, but sh*t that hurt! And I remembered it the next time she tried to cut my hair. I told her to back off, Oakie ain’t havin’ that! But she still cut my hair. Oh wells.

xx,
Oakie

Who knew I had a gay cousin!? He’s cute!!! And I say that in the most heterosexual way.

xx,
Oakie

Mom bought me a new bandanna. It’s pretty cool. It’s a Captain America bandanna. She bought it for me because I’m a super hero, and I stand for all that is good in the world, and I know right from wrong, and I like to help people, and I’m a super soldier. NOT! I’m none of that. In fact, I just barfed all over the carpet instead of on the hardwood floor. It’s more fun that way!

xx,
Oakie

Here’s a picture of me with demon eyes. They’re not really demon eyes, just glowing eyes thanks to mom’s camera flash. My eyes always reflect when the flash is on. I tell mom to remember to turn it off before taking a picture of me, but sometimes I’m so dark a flash is needed so you can see my face in the photo. I’m like, just turn on some more lights then! Geez! So lazy!

xx,
Oakie

Mom gave me a hair cut yesterday. She cut off all my beautiful fur. Well, it was starting to get clumpy and matted, so I guess it was starting to be unbeautiful. But that’s not my fault. If mom would brush my hair more often it wouldn’t get matted! I love getting my hair brushed! It’s like the best massage ever. It’s especially fun when my leg starts thumping as she’s brushing my underbelly. Good times.

xx,
Oakie

Hi! Cute picture of me again. Here I am sitting on mom’s bed. She doesn’t usually let me on the bed, but for special photo ops like these, I’ve got free range! Except all I did was sit there and look pretty. She didn’t even let me wipe my face or my butt on her sheets. All this hard work of modeling makes me cranky. Pups just wanna have fun!

xx,
Oakie

Mom hasn’t taken many pictures of me lately. That is so friggin’ rude of her. I mean, sure sometimes I get annoyed with that camera in my face. But come on! I don’t know a normal life without paparazzi! I need photo ops! Lemme do my thang and take a picture of it while I’m doing it! Geez. This face is too cute not to photograph!

xx,
Oakie

Happy New Year! Ok, I’m a little late.. but only by 9 days! My mom was super awesome to me on New Year’s Eve. She stayed home and we watched the ball drop on TV together. It was so magical and special. And then we went to bed an hour later! The best night EVAR!!!

xx,
Oakie

Dear Friends,

Today will be my last blog of the year!! Yay!! And with that I leave you a photo of me lounging on my back with my undersides showing in all its glory. Happy New Year!!

xx,
Oakie