Oakie Doesn’t Do Much

Here I am with my crazy eyes, sitting on my throne. You can see the cushion on top is starting to droop. Just wait til you see it now! It’s a complete droop. It’s so sad, I don’t even sit on it anymore! Trash it, I say! And buy me a new one!

xx,
Oakie

Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? HAHA I crack myself up! I love sitting with my legs like a frog. It cools off my belly, though it doesn’t really show that in this photo since I’m on carpet. I like the way it stretches my leg muscles too. Ribbit!

xx,
Oakie

I have a really long tongue. Sometimes it hangs out the side of my mouth. When that happens, I look like a crazy dog. But mom says I still look cute, so I’m not worried. My tongue is so long I can lick my butthole, but mom doesn’t like that. I do it anyway.

xx,
Oakie

I like to sleep on cold surfaces. Even if it’s not the softest, it’s the coolest! I got a lot of fuzzy thick fur, and it gets hot when I take naps sometimes! So I’ll move from the carpet or my bed to the bathroom floor or kitchen. It’s so refreshing!

xx,
Oakie

Mom is shoe-crazy. She is also Oakie-crazy. So she took a photo of her two favorite things together. Me and Shoes. If it were up to me, I would be the only favorite thing on her list. But she loves her shoes. I personally prefer to put them in my mouth while she likes to put them on her feet. Go figure!

xx,
Oakie

When mom and I lived in an apartment, this would be my favorite seat in the house! It faced her back when she was at the computer. I could sit on it and keep an eye on her as well as look outside the balcony for bird intruders! I sat on it so much that it eventually caved in a little. Now it is lopsided and deemed useless. Haha! I did that!

xx,
Oakie

Here I am looking out the balcony. I like to see people walk by. I especially like to see people walking their dogs. Then I go crazy and bark because I think they can hear me. My barks are scary. I scare birds away without any effort. My bark is so ferocious!

xx,
Oakie

Day 2 of mom on vacation

Dear Diary,
It’s a Monday. I hate Mondays. Well, not really. I don’t really know the difference between a Monday or a Tuesday or a Wednesday or a Thursday. Mom goes to work all those days anyway, so they are the same to me. But today is worse ’cause she’s not even home! Where is the “Good morning, Oakie, I love you!” ? I need it!!!

xx,
Oakie

Mama left this morning for vacation. I saw her bags at the door. She ate lunch and then rushed to leave. I was so very sad. Now I have to sit here for a few hours until my uncle wakes up and plays with me. I guess I’ll start my 18hr nap right now!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Friday! Mom is going on vacation to Europe tomorrow. I am very sad. That means I won’t be waking up to her saying “Good morning, Oakie! I love you!” I hear that every morning! It makes me get up and streeeeeetch my legs. Then I follow her into the bathroom where she feeds me a Snausage early morning snack. Imma gonna miss that for a week!

xx,
Oakie