Archive for March, 2010

I very much like and enjoy sniffing other dogs’ pee. I love it so much that sometimes when I smell it on some bushes, I will rub my body all over the leaves so the pee gets on me and I can smell it all day. I especially love it when there is dog pee on a bed of flowers. To others it looks like I am enjoying the fresh floral fragrance of the flowers, but really I’m must sniffing pee!

Sniffity Sniff,
Oakie

I was hanging out with grandma today when she went to open the front door to retrieve a package. I’m usually very well behaved, and I won’t go outside unless I’m told it’s okay, but I saw a human couple walk by with another dog! ANOTHER DOG! That turned on some sort of alarm in me, and I immediately ran out and charged the dog, yapping like a crazed mouth-foaming maniac. It scared the *ooh la la* out of grandma. But I tricked her. I only ran half way, saw some bushes, and lifted my leg to pee. See, no harm done!

😉
Oakie

You might have noticed in some of my photos my front legs are.. um.. less than perfect… slightly bowlegged. Okay severely bowlegged. But I think it adds character! Some people say I stand like a model. I’d like to think I am the perfect doggy model!

Mom thinks I was dropped off on her front porch when I was just a little pooch because my legs weren’t perfect, thus rendering me undesirable as a puppy 🙁 their loss because I am an AWESOME dog! 🙂 Finding me was the best thing to happen to my mommy!

YAY ME!!!
Oakie

Hello Friends!

Do you know what my most favorite thing to do is (besides poop and sleep)? I love to bark at and chase squirrels!

When I see a squirrel while mom is walking me, I like to yank the leash violently while nearly breaking my mom’s arm. It’s fun!

When I see a squirrel outside and I’m inside the house, I like to bark incessantly. I bark and bark and bark and bark and bark while the squirrel just minds it’s own business, ignoring me. But I still bark and bark and bark and go crazy insane like I’m going to murder someone.

Squirrels! They’re fun!
Oakie