Archive for July, 2010

Woohoo! Mom came home early today! Wait.. she is frantically packing right now. She just filled up two bags of clothes. Wait.. she’s going somewhere this weekend! Is she taking me with her? I don’t see my stuff packed. BOO HOO!! She is leaving me home with Uncle while she is going out of town for fun without me! I cried and cried and whimpered as she packed and then left. I tried to leave with her, but she had Uncle hold me to keep me from busting out the front door with her. I was so sad. I hope she comes home soon.

Whimper,
Oakie

It stopped raining today! Well, sort of. It rained a little during the day and then stopped before mom came home. I was able to greet her at the door because I’m brave and can handle the thunder. Not. It was over so I was able to come out of my hiding spot. I got all nervous I tore up my bed. I bite the corners off and dug deep into the foam and tore it all out. It looks like it’s been raining bits of foam in mom’s room. She was not happy when she saw that. But it’s not my fault, my energy has been all pent up staying indoors because of the rain! I also love tearing plush and foamy things apart. But don’t tell mom that.

xx,
Oakie

It’s raining again! Argh! How many days straight can it rain here? It blows big time. It means my paws will be getting wet, and mom will be wiping them down before I can go inside. I hate it! I hate having my paws touched! But it must be done or I’ll get the house all yucky inside. The worst is when I step in mud and I get my crevices all icky. That’s the worst when mom tries to clean that out! It’s like.. let go of me paws!! Eek!!

xx,
Oakie

Rain today. Yep. You know what that means. Thunder! And you know what thunder means. I’ll be hiding under the bed or in the closet until mom gets home from work. Why must she always be gone during the day when the thunder comes! It’s so scary at home without her. I guess I’ll hide in my tent until she gets home from work. Hurry, mama!

xx,
Oakie

Hooray for Independence Day Observed! Mama got to stay home today from work. We slept in and hung around the house. She didn’t leave me to go shopping. She was a good mommy and kept me company. We perfected my nose trick. I can keep the treat on my nose for a really long time. I know when it’s coming.. when my mom takes out the treat and doesn’t immediately give it to me. I brace myself and lower my head so the treat will stay steady on my nose. The longer it takes her to balance on my nose, the longer it takes for me to eat the treat! So I stay as still as I can until she says “FREE!” and I can eat the treat! Yay for treats!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Fourth of July!!! Actually, it’s not that happy for me. I don’t like fireworks. All those loud popping sounds scare me. It’s like its thundering outside minus the rain. Holy crap it scares the poop out of me! I find mama and I hid next to her, or I’ll hide under the bed or in the closet. Too bad she went out for a BBQ and left me at home ALONE! How could she do this to me!? I was so scared. She didn’t get home until late. I was ready to poop out the crap that was scared out of me.

xx,
Oakie

Happy Saturday! When will it stop raining?! My paws are getting soaked in the grass! And don’t even start about all the mosquitoes coming out to play! I don’t like playing with them. They play hide and seek in my fur. They make me itchy. It’s no fun. It’s the worst game ever. I’d rather play with the squirrels. I like to chase them and bark at them. I’m sure they love it when I do that. Who wouldn’t??

xx,
Oakie

Happy Friday! I got to sleep in late with mama today. But then it got too late and I whimpered and woke her up because I had to pee so badly! As I predicted, she went out and ran errands without me. But she wasn’t gone for long because it rained all day. I hate it when it rains. I mostly hate it because of the thunder. I hide under mom’s computer desk near all her wires and cables. She tries to get me out of there because I’ll probably end up electrocuting myself, but better that than hearing thunder, right?? Wrong. But I can’t help it. I’m a scared-y cat!

Meow!
Oakie

July, July, July, it never seemed so strange. I got that from The Decemberists. I’m a hip dog. I listen to bands you’ve never heard of.

I’m starting to run out of stuff to blog about. Everyday is about the same. I sleep, eat, poop, repeat. Tomorrow is mommy’s day off. Maybe we’ll do something special and I’ll write about it. But probably not. She’ll probably go shopping without me and leave me home. Weep!!

xx,
Oakie