Posts Tagged ‘dog’

Mom likes to play hide and seek with me. She will run away and hide behind a door or corner, and it will take me FOREVER to find her! I have really bad night vision. Even if she isn’t hiding behind anything, if it’s dark enough, I’ll walk right past her! And I thought dogs were supposed to have super smelling powers! Cause ma is a stinky butt! I should be able to smell her from across the room!

xx,
Oakie

I am bowl-legged. My front legs look like they were broken and then healed badly. When I stand, my legs jut out to the sides. Sometimes when I bend one leg, it looks like I am standing like a super model. Maybe it’s ’cause I AM a supermodel! I am so very pretty. I like to cross my legs like a pretty model when I sit!

xx,
Oakie

Here I am with my crazy eyes, sitting on my throne. You can see the cushion on top is starting to droop. Just wait til you see it now! It’s a complete droop. It’s so sad, I don’t even sit on it anymore! Trash it, I say! And buy me a new one!

xx,
Oakie

Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? HAHA I crack myself up! I love sitting with my legs like a frog. It cools off my belly, though it doesn’t really show that in this photo since I’m on carpet. I like the way it stretches my leg muscles too. Ribbit!

xx,
Oakie

I LOVE car rides! I HATE sitting in my car seat, but mom says Safety First! I love to stick my head out the window. Sometimes the window is partially up, so my nose and my tongue end up licking and smearing the glass with my slobber. It looks pretty nasty, but I don’t mind it. I add to it with every car ride!

xx,
Oakie

I have a really long tongue. Sometimes it hangs out the side of my mouth. When that happens, I look like a crazy dog. But mom says I still look cute, so I’m not worried. My tongue is so long I can lick my butthole, but mom doesn’t like that. I do it anyway.

xx,
Oakie

Mom came home from vacation yesterday!!! I was home alone, and she came back during the day. I was no expecting her, so I growled from upstairs thinking she was a stinky intruder. Turns out she only smelled like stinky Europe! I ran down and gave her a big hug! And then I ran off to play with my toys. Yay!

xx,
Oakie

I like to sleep on cold surfaces. Even if it’s not the softest, it’s the coolest! I got a lot of fuzzy thick fur, and it gets hot when I take naps sometimes! So I’ll move from the carpet or my bed to the bathroom floor or kitchen. It’s so refreshing!

xx,
Oakie

I like to destroy my toys. Especially toys that have strange little things protruding from them. This green toy was ripped to shreds by yours truly. But it got me back. I ended up swallowing a big piece, and when I went to poop later, it got stuck in my butthole and I could not get it out. Mom had to pull it out of my butt for me. It was not pretty, and she was not happy. My butt kinda hurt too.

xx,
Oakie

Mom is shoe-crazy. She is also Oakie-crazy. So she took a photo of her two favorite things together. Me and Shoes. If it were up to me, I would be the only favorite thing on her list. But she loves her shoes. I personally prefer to put them in my mouth while she likes to put them on her feet. Go figure!

xx,
Oakie