Oakie Chang

Dear friends,

Only 15 more days! Okay okay, I’ll stop reminding you. I just really love Snausages. And Sandwiches. I hope I get a big sandwich for my birthday. And a cake. Although I’ve never had cake before, so what am I thinking?!

xx,
Oakie

Dear friends,

Only 16 more days until I turn 10! What will you get me for my big birthday? Please send lots of love. And Snausages.

Love,
Oakie

We went for a walk yesterday, and it was so hot, and I was so worn out, that when I jumped up the curb to go home, I missed and I landed on my belly and did a flip. Mom said it looked painful, but I just picked myself back up and walked it off like nothing happened. I’m a tough cat! I mean dog!

xx,
Oakie

Mama bought me new treats, but I don’t like them. Why would I want to eat something healthy that has no wheat or gluten in it, when I can eat all the Beggin’ Strips and Snausages I want? It’s a no-brainer! But in the mornings when mom usually feeds me Snausages, she will slip me a healthy treat instead, and I will have no choice but to eat it. Ugh! I hate apple flavored crunchies! Fruit! Yeck!!

Mama and I have been going on a lot of walks lately, but it’s so frickin’ hot outside I’m not sure I want to go on any walks! Wait, who am I kidding? I love going on walks. Mom takes me out during the hottest part of the day. She says it tires me out faster, but I think she is trying to give me heat exhaustion. How rude!

Hmph,
Oakie

I love my toys. I will drop everything when I hear my toys squeak. If the second floor did not have railing and the ball fell over the edge, I would probably jump just to grab the ball. Does that mean I love my toys or that I’m kind of dumb? Maybe a little bit of both. But I cannot resist the squeak!!

Squeak!!
Oakie

Sometimes when mom talks to me I zone out. She will just go on and on and I will have no idea what she is talking about. Sometimes I think she is just talking to herself, so I stop paying attention and look elsewhere. Then she’s all like Hey, Oakie! I’m talking to you! and then I’m all like Huh? And then she’s all like Blah blah blah blah blah, and I’m all like Yeah I’m listening to you. Not! In the end, I fool her and she thinks I’m listening, but really I’m just thinking about squirrels.

xx,
Oakie

Mom likes to play hide and seek with me. She likes to run around corners and behind walls and couches and I go chasing after her. Sometimes I get tired of it so I stay in one spot until she gets tired of hiding and comes out. See my strategy there? I get mommy without any effort. I am so smart.

xx,
Oakie

I love to play fetch. I love to chase after the ball, catch it, and hold it in my mouth and squeak it. It’s so fun. I love to run around chasing my toys and sliding across the floor and grabbing the toys in my mouth and .. SQUIRREL! And then I see a squirrel outside and everything goes to crap and my concentration is shot and all I think about is the squirrel and I can’t stop barking. MUST. CATCH. SQUIRREL!

Squirrel?
Oakie

Writing blogs is hard stuff! My life isn’t that interesting, so I need to come up with stuff to share with .. uh.. with.. myself.. seeing as no one reads my blogs. But I like to keep the absent informed anyway. So uh, today I had breakfast, then I watched mom go to work, then I slept, then mom came home from work late, then she took me out to poo and pee and I ate dinner. Then I watched her play on the computer and that’s about it. Yay. So exciting.

xx,
Oakie