Oakie Chang

Mom has been cooking my food lately instead of feeding me the store-bought wet food and treats. She still feeds me doggy dry food, which I hate, but I guess I’ll eat it if the chicken she makes me is mixed in with it. Yesterday she ran out of the homemade chicken goop so she had to use the store-bought wet food. It didn’t sit well with my stomach. In fact, it was horrible to my intestines. I had the worst diarrhea. It was so bad that I couldn’t hold it anymore so I diarrhea’d all over the carpet and the rugs even though the hardwood floor was only 1 foot away from me. Yay for ruining the expensive rug! And best of all, I diarrhea’d all over it in three spots, and it was soaking into the rug since mom left for work.. eight hours! HAHA! But I don’t usually have accidents in the house. This is the first time in 10 years.. pretty good. And I couldn’t hold it for eight hours. Mom was nice and didn’t spank me. Next time feed me the homemade chicken slop!

xx,
Oakie

Mom bought me a new bandanna. It’s pretty cool. It’s a Captain America bandanna. She bought it for me because I’m a super hero, and I stand for all that is good in the world, and I know right from wrong, and I like to help people, and I’m a super soldier. NOT! I’m none of that. In fact, I just barfed all over the carpet instead of on the hardwood floor. It’s more fun that way!

xx,
Oakie

Here’s a picture of me with demon eyes. They’re not really demon eyes, just glowing eyes thanks to mom’s camera flash. My eyes always reflect when the flash is on. I tell mom to remember to turn it off before taking a picture of me, but sometimes I’m so dark a flash is needed so you can see my face in the photo. I’m like, just turn on some more lights then! Geez! So lazy!

xx,
Oakie

Mom gave me a hair cut yesterday. She cut off all my beautiful fur. Well, it was starting to get clumpy and matted, so I guess it was starting to be unbeautiful. But that’s not my fault. If mom would brush my hair more often it wouldn’t get matted! I love getting my hair brushed! It’s like the best massage ever. It’s especially fun when my leg starts thumping as she’s brushing my underbelly. Good times.

xx,
Oakie

Hi! Cute picture of me again. Here I am sitting on mom’s bed. She doesn’t usually let me on the bed, but for special photo ops like these, I’ve got free range! Except all I did was sit there and look pretty. She didn’t even let me wipe my face or my butt on her sheets. All this hard work of modeling makes me cranky. Pups just wanna have fun!

xx,
Oakie

I love going on walks. I especially love going to the shopping center with momma. But I am really old and I have short little legs, so it gets really tiring on those walks. Luckily, my momma is thoughtful and she brings a bag along with her in case I get tired. I just hop on in to the bag and away we go! By the way, that’s not momma in the photo. Her arms aren’t that big.

xx,
Oakie

Mom hasn’t taken many pictures of me lately. That is so friggin’ rude of her. I mean, sure sometimes I get annoyed with that camera in my face. But come on! I don’t know a normal life without paparazzi! I need photo ops! Lemme do my thang and take a picture of it while I’m doing it! Geez. This face is too cute not to photograph!

xx,
Oakie

Guess who I met? Ok, I didn’t actually meet him. But he met me! Sorta. Alcide Herveaux! My werebrother from another mother! Here he is holding up a photo of me on my uncle’s phone. He thinks I’m cute. Who wouldn’t? I mean, come on! I’m adorable!

xx,
Oakie

Surprise, surprise. My mom went on vacation again. This time she sent me to the kennel. For two weeks!! Well, it was kinda fun.. like a vacation from her (but why would I want to go on a vacation without mom? And why would she go on vacation without me?!?) Mom bought me extra playtime at the kennel, so that was cool of her. She also ordered me a super cute haircut. I like it, but don’t tell mom I think it makes me look like a girl. She paid good money for this haircut!

xx,
Oakie

Happy New Year! Ok, I’m a little late.. but only by 9 days! My mom was super awesome to me on New Year’s Eve. She stayed home and we watched the ball drop on TV together. It was so magical and special. And then we went to bed an hour later! The best night EVAR!!!

xx,
Oakie