Posts Tagged ‘oakie’

Dear Friends,

Today will be my last blog of the year!! Yay!! And with that I leave you a photo of me lounging on my back with my undersides showing in all its glory. Happy New Year!!

xx,
Oakie

There goes mom again with her iPhone. Here I am trying to sleep, but she keeps shoving that phone camera in my face! To keep me from escaping, she wrapped me in a straight jacket and forced me to be cute. Haha, I’m just kidding. You don’t have to force cute on me. I am already naturally cute. And that’s not a straight jacket. It’s a towel I like to have wrapped around me when I sleep. Aren’t I the cutest burrito?

xx,
Oakie

Mom loves her new iPhone. She especially loves to take pictures of me and then edit them with her camera app. I’m like, gah geez, mom, can you take enough pictures of me? But I don’t blame her. I make a great photography subject. I am so photogenic and good looking. Who wouldn’t want to take a billion photos of me???

xx,
Oakie

Mom brushes my teeth every night. Every night I try to sleep in a position where it’s difficult for her to brush my teeth. Nothing works. She still comes at me with that tiny toothbrush and peanut butter flavored toothpaste. You’d think it’d taste like peanut butter, but it tastes like nastiness rubbed all over my teef. Ma, I’m trying to sleep! Quit it with the fresh breath bidness! I ain’t havin’ it!

xx,
Oakie

Mom went to Taiwan (yes, another vacation!), and all I got was a stupid tie. But I must say, I do look pretty good in it. It was the most expensive thing mom purchased at $7! What a rip off! Everything else she bought was $1-3. I feel so special. I’m totally worth it.

xx,
Oakie

My mom dressed up as a pretty pretty ballerina for Halloween, so she thought it was appropriate to dress me up as one. Uh, mom.. I’m a boy. Not a girl in a pink tutu! Although I must admit I do look pretty.. I mean handsome.. in this tutu. I guess I just look good in whatever mom puts me in. It’s hard being this cute!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Halloween! No, UNhappy Halloween! Mama always dresses me up in these nonsensical costumes. A cow? I ain’t a cow! Hey, don’t have a cow, man! Eat Mor Chiken! Why must she dress me up in these silly get-ups? I like to bark and be fierce when the doorbell rings and scare the little trick or treaters away! Off my property, you little minions!

xx,
Oakie

The other day mom took me for a walk and we passed by a window display of a cat charm. I saw it and immediately growled and barked at it and did my caution dance. Mom was laughing at me the entire time. It took me a while to realize it wasn’t real and that it didn’t even look like a real cat. Then I looked to the right and saw a dog charm and did the same thing! Mom picked me up and held me right in front of the cat charm and laughed. What a bia!!! Rub it in why don’t you!!

xx,
Oakie

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday dear Oakie!
Happy birthday to me!!!

Last year, mama made me a giant meatloaf cupcake.
This year, she gave me two snasuages.
Can you say LAZY???

xx,
Oakie

Mom is finally back from her world-wind tour of the world (did I just repeat myself?).. and of course she went on vacation without me!! She left me home to fend for myself! Just kidding. My auntie took care of me while mama was gone. We had lots of fun. She fed me snausages, but I didn’t get to show her my trick because I was too busy eating the treats.

xx,
Oakie