Posts Tagged ‘dog’

My mom taught me this trick a year ago and we haven’t been practicing it for a while, but I still remember it! I am so unbelievably awesome I can’t stand it! Actually I can stand it ’cause I love to stand. Isn’t that awesome? Aren’t I awesome? I love Snausages!

xx,
Oakie

Dear Internets,
Today I helped with the laundry. I sat in the laundry basket while mom washed and dried the clothes. Then we had a photo shoot, and the end result is this magnificent photo to the left. Chores are fun.

xx,
Oakie

Wake up wake up wake up .. it’s the end of the month….. get up get up get up .. so cash your checks in the bank…. Happy May 31st! Hope you had a splendid Memorial Day weekend! I sure did! I made some big poopies, chased a few squirrels, barked at a bird, and ate grass! Sounds like a great holiday (or any day, really) to me! Hope my June is exactly like my May!

xx,
Oakie

Hello there. This is my one post for the month of May. I’m a lazy dog who doesn’t like to blog anymore. Well, not really. My mom is just too busy traveling instead of writing my blog for me.. how am I supposed to type with these furry paws? Who wishes mom would stop traveling and stay at home with me all day and blog about my life? If I had two thumbs, I’d point to myself and say “this guy!”

xx,
Oakie

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grinned
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

xx,
Oakie

I’m BACCCCKKKKKKK! Back from a super long hiatus of doing nothing except being lazy and not writing in my journal. I only have mother to blame because she is my fingers. I can’t type with these paws! Gaw! So much to catch up on, so little time. I’m going to take a nap now. This is hard.

xx,
Oakie

Sometimes I like to sit up like a human being and fool the people around me into thinking I’m one of them. But they quickly figure out I’m a dog when I can’t hold my fork correctly. Curse these paws.

xx,
Oakie

Monday Monday Monday. Another week and a half and I’ll see mama. I think I’ll just sleep until she comes home. It’s what I do all day anyway!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Sunday! I’ve been watching The Walking Dead with mom on Sundays. Ok, that’s a lie. She watches it by herself while I hide in the room and pretend to sleep, but really I’m too scared to watch it with her so I act like I’m sleeping so I’m not forced to watch it with her on the couch. Zombies be scary! I’ll have nightmares if I watch it! What if squirrels became zombies!? Well actually, that would be cool ’cause then I’d actually catch one, but then it’d bite me and I’d be Zombie Oakie. That ain’t cool ’cause I’d eat brains instead of Snausages.

xx,
Oakie

Thanksgiving is around the corner! What am I thankful for? I’m thankful for Snausages, Beggin Strips, food, treats, poops, beef, chicken, fish, lamb, rice, bread, toys, balls, squirrels, birds and frogs. I’m also thankful for mommy even though she left me to go on vacation. She’s still the best mommy ever.

xx,
Oakie