Archive for April, 2010

Welcome to another LOST Tuesday! I sat on mama’s lap as the hour rolled by. Here I am looking at Sawyer. Who thinks his abs are as wonderful as I do? I mean wha?? No silly, I’m not in love with Sawyer, I’m in love with Kate. Yep.. Kate who can’t make up her mind between Sawyer and Jack. Pick both.. they’re both dreamy! I mean huh wha.. did I just say that? And who else cried when Jin and Sun were united? Oh.. not me. I don’t cry. I just whimper. By then I was ready to jump off mama’s lap and find my bone. I can’t sit still for an hour.. or 5 minutes.

Smell ya later!
Oakie

PS- Besides watching LOST today, I took 2 very solid poopoos and am ready for my 3rd poop before I go to bed in a couple of hours. Yay me!

I get super excited when mom takes me on a car ride. I don’t think about where she’s taking me, I just get way crazy wild happy and pumped to be in the car. Sometimes she’ll take me on a quick run to the store, other times we’ll go through the drive-thru, and a few times we’ll go to the vet or the kennel. I am happy to go to either of the latter two until I get a shot in my butt or mama leaves me for a week at the kennel. I am super sad when she leaves, but I am superly over-joyed to see her when she comes back a week later!! My tail wags so hard it looks like a helicopter about to take flight! Mama take me with you on your next vacation!!

xx,
Oakie

EEK! It rained today, and I am a super scardy-cat when it comes to hearing thunder. I don’t like to see lightning either, but it’s the booming echo of thunder I am most afraid of. Even if the skies are clear, I will be too afraid to go outside to pee or poo if I hear the sound of thunder grumbling in the distance. I am so afraid of it that where ever mom goes, I sit to the side of her furthest away from the window.. under a table or even behind the toilet! Sometimes when there’s no cover, I will run under the bed and stay there for hours. Yep, I’m not ashamed of it.. I’m totally chicken!

Gotta run (and hide)!
Oakie

Hello, friends. Sometimes when I have a stressful day, I like to sit under mom’s chair and meditate while wearing a huge hoodie. Well, I usually do it sans hoodie, but someone thought putting a big blue hoodie on my head would be funny. It accentuates my head-bobbing as I breathe in and breathe out. Kinda like a bobblehead. Except I’m way cuter. You could say I look like a really cute Jedi. I’ll go with that one.

Use the force,
Oakie

Happy Friday peeps and canines! I’m so glad it’s the weekend!! Not that it really makes a difference in my schedule. I sleep all day anyway, but Saturday I get to sleep in with mommy and I get to see her all (well, most) of the day!! YAY! I love mommy! She is the most beautiful person in the world!! (or that’s what she told me ;-)) I think we’ll stay up tonight and watch some TV. I can’t wait!

xx,
Oakie

Ugh! Mom gave me a bath today! Gross! I hate baths! Well, I sort of diarrhea’d all over myself so she had to bathe me. But it’s not really my fault.. it’s hard to keep your bottom clean passing poop soup when your butt is completely covered in fur. I mean come on, gimme a break! Anyway, I’m not the one who fed me fruit. I had no idea it would make my stool all yucky and watery. Oh well, I guess I’m all clean now. I smell like watermelon. No, I didn’t eat more fruit. Mom used girly watermelon scented shampoo on me. I’m still manly though.. I pooed on myself, remember?

Oakie out.

And a 1, 2, 3 hold.. breathe.. and stretch…

OH HI! I’ve been working on my Pilate poses! It’s made me extra flexible and makes sitting like a froggy oh-so-comfortables! I usually sit like this when I’m on a hard surface (I like the coldness on my underside), but carpet will do for now. Grandma thinks my froggy pose is indecent and that I should sit like a proper doggy. But I say ribbit to that!

Ribbit Ribbit,
Oakie

Whaddup, dawg? I like to sport my cap sideways sometimes to express my wild side. I think it makes me look cool and somewhat of a hooligan. You see that green toy in the photo? Yeah, I destroyed it. And then I ate parts of it, and it got stuck in my poop-shoot and mom had to pull it out my butt and I cried and it was such a big mess. Yeah, that part was not that cool, but it was fun tearing it up and eating it. But I guess in the end it wasn’t too worth it.. I had to take a bath after mom pulled the chewed up toy out my butt and got poo all over my behind. It was pretty gross.

Smell ya later,
Oakie

Hey guys! Here I am working hard, bringing you my latest blog update! Who knew a blog required so much time and upkeep? I thought mom bought me the domain so the computer would do all the work! You know, hook some wires up to my brain and have it translate all my fun and exciting thoughts. I guess technology isn’t that advanced yet, huh? And what’s up with this tiny netbook?? My paws are small and all, but they’re not that small! I can barely type without pressing the backspace because I’m always messin’ up a word or two. Ugh, I need a Snausage.

xx,
Oakie

I’m such a good boy. I am always helping out around the house. Sometimes I help with vacuuming (I’m really good at licking the crumbs off the floor). Other times I help with the dishes (if I’m lucky enough to get to lick the rest of the food or sauce off a bowl). Today I am helping with laundry! Clothes dirty? No worries, let me sit on them get them dirtier for you.. it makes laundry time extra fun! Also, during the winter months, I can sleep on next day’s outfit and warm it up so it’s not so chilly when it slips onto you! How thoughtful am I???

I’m wonderrfullll!
Oakie