11th April
2010
I’m such a good boy. I am always helping out around the house. Sometimes I help with vacuuming (I’m really good at licking the crumbs off the floor). Other times I help with the dishes (if I’m lucky enough to get to lick the rest of the food or sauce off a bowl). Today I am helping with laundry! Clothes dirty? No worries, let me sit on them get them dirtier for you.. it makes laundry time extra fun! Also, during the winter months, I can sleep on next day’s outfit and warm it up so it’s not so chilly when it slips onto you! How thoughtful am I???
I’m wonderrfullll!
Oakie

Support Oakie!
shouldn’t be so hard at that
chillingly sharp