Archive for April, 2010

Doh! Okay, you caught me. I was hungry and searching for a late night snack and had no idea the paparazzi was around the corner waiting to get this million dollar shot of me pigging out! I’m so embarrassed. Well, not really because any extra pudginess on me makes me look extra cute, dontcha think? Now please leave me alone and let me finish my DOH-nut!!!

okthxbye!
Oakie

Hi! I’m a dog, and I’m in a box!! If you were to receive a package in the mail, how wonderful would it be to see me jump out? It would be super wonderrrrfullll! Ever open a box and only saw crap and stupid stuff inside? Everything would be so much better if TA DA! Surprise! I came out! Receiving me as a gift would be the best gift evarrrr! But don’t keep me in the box too long, I get claustrophobic. And don’t seal the box either. It’ll get too stuffy in there! I need my fresh air!

Kisses,
Oakie

Mama bought me a new tent! The opening is a little too short for me. When I try walking in, my back hits the top and the whole tent tilts up and I have a hard time getting my hind legs into the tent! Apparently it’s funny because mom laughs when it happens. Hey ma, lay off will ya? It’s not my fault you bought a crappy tent that’s too small for me! I’m just kidding. It’s not crappy. I love it. Especially when I lean a little too much to one side and the whole thing rolls over with me in it. It’s like a cheap roller coaster ride! But whatevs, I still love it and the $9 bargain it was from IKEA!

xx,
Oakie

Whoa Nelly, LOST was a doosie tonight! I felt like questions were being answered and things were progressing, but what questions were answered I have no idea! It just seemed like a great episode ’cause I was all like whoa and wha?? and nuh uh! Mama whoa‘d and wha‘d and nuh uh‘d at the same time I did!! Cuh-razy! It was a great bonding experience. I sat on mom’s lap like a little kid, and then she fed me Snausages! That was my favorite part, brotha!

Peace out,
Oakie

Happy Monday! It’s not LOST Tuesday yet, but here I am sharing a seat with mama and watching TV! I was crying earlier, so she scooted over and shared her seat with me. I wish she would stop watching TV and just play fetch with me already! Hey ma, get off the computer and away from the TV! I need some play time!!

Hasta la pasta,
Oakie

Sometimes when I go bonkers and out of control, mom likes to put a cut-off jeans pant leg around my head. It calms me down. I will be jumping off the walls and going buck wild, and then mom will catch me and put the jeans on me. It calms me instantly! I don’t know what it is about wearing that imitation cone, but after it goes over my head, all I want to do is sit, lay down and close my eyes. The force is strong with this one.

Do or do not, there is no try.
Oakie

PS- Happy Easter!

It is HOT in herre! I can feel summer coming in full force! The house is a little too warm inside. I have to leave the bedroom and rest in the hallway on the wood floors to cool myself off. The ceiling fan just ain’t cuttin’ it! Mom and I went for a walk today though the neighborhood, and I was panting the whole time! If dogs could sweat I would’ve been drenched in it! I drank almost all the water out of my water bowl when we got back. Water has never tasted so yummy and refreshing! I’m glad I got a nice haircut and chopped off all those long curls last week– its like wearing a wool sweater in the heat. No gracias!

Adios,
Oakie

Happy Good Friday, friends! I couldn’t find a Good Friday hat, so I put on my Christmas one. Still cute though, right?? I think I’m cuter than the Easter bunny. Or the Cadbury Egg bunny. But I can’t lay creme eggs. That’s probably a good thing. I’d get fat from eatin’ all them delicious creamy eggs!

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Love,
Oakie

Hi friends, I have decided to retire my blog today. It hurts my paws to type on the keyboard, and I could be spending my time doing more productive things like sleep. Plus, nobody reads my blog anyway, so I should just close it and toss it in the trash. Not! Happy April Fool’s!! Don’t panic, friends! I’m not going to stop blogging! I love to yap your ear off! But I wasn’t really lying about people not reading this blog. It’s okay though, I like talking to myself the best anyway.

Smell ya later!
Oakie