Posts Tagged ‘dog in a box’

Hi! I’m a dog, and I’m in a box!! If you were to receive a package in the mail, how wonderful would it be to see me jump out? It would be super wonderrrrfullll! Ever open a box and only saw crap and stupid stuff inside? Everything would be so much better if TA DA! Surprise! I came out! Receiving me as a gift would be the best gift evarrrr! But don’t keep me in the box too long, I get claustrophobic. And don’t seal the box either. It’ll get too stuffy in there! I need my fresh air!

Kisses,
Oakie