Posts Tagged ‘dog’

When mom and I lived in an apartment, this would be my favorite seat in the house! It faced her back when she was at the computer. I could sit on it and keep an eye on her as well as look outside the balcony for bird intruders! I sat on it so much that it eventually caved in a little. Now it is lopsided and deemed useless. Haha! I did that!

xx,
Oakie

Here I am looking out the balcony. I like to see people walk by. I especially like to see people walking their dogs. Then I go crazy and bark because I think they can hear me. My barks are scary. I scare birds away without any effort. My bark is so ferocious!

xx,
Oakie

Day 4 of mom on vacation

Dear Diary,
I am going to stop counting how many days mom has been gone on vacation ’cause it is driving me bonkers! I should just pretend I am on vacation from mom. Yay! That means I can jump on her bed, rub my face and mouth all over the carpet, drag my stinky butt across the floor, and puke everywhere! Hooray! Oakie vacation time!!

xx,
Oakie

Day 3 of mom on vacation

Dear Diary,
Today I woke up and pooped. Then I ate lunch and dinner. Then I played a little. Then I waited for Mom to come home, but she didn’t because she is still on vacation having fun without me. How rude.

Love,
Oakie

Day 2 of mom on vacation

Dear Diary,
It’s a Monday. I hate Mondays. Well, not really. I don’t really know the difference between a Monday or a Tuesday or a Wednesday or a Thursday. Mom goes to work all those days anyway, so they are the same to me. But today is worse ’cause she’s not even home! Where is the “Good morning, Oakie, I love you!” ? I need it!!!

xx,
Oakie

Day 1 of mom on vacation.

Dear Diary,
Yesterday after mom left, I had a pretty good time! The family came over for dinner and they all played with me! I was tired afterwards! So many aunties and uncles! When can we do this again?!

Love,
Oakie

Mama left this morning for vacation. I saw her bags at the door. She ate lunch and then rushed to leave. I was so very sad. Now I have to sit here for a few hours until my uncle wakes up and plays with me. I guess I’ll start my 18hr nap right now!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Friday! Mom is going on vacation to Europe tomorrow. I am very sad. That means I won’t be waking up to her saying “Good morning, Oakie! I love you!” I hear that every morning! It makes me get up and streeeeeetch my legs. Then I follow her into the bathroom where she feeds me a Snausage early morning snack. Imma gonna miss that for a week!

xx,
Oakie

Holy cow! I am one month behind on my blogs! Today is really October 6, but I am dating it Sept 2 because that’s how I roll. Don’t blame me for not updating this site. Blame mom. She’s the one who transcribes my thoughts for me. She has been way lazy. I don’t understand why she can’t just write one little entry a day for me while I take my 18hr naps. Geez.

xoxo,
Oakie

Mom has been keeping me up at night. Last night she stayed up and watched TV and was talking loud on the phone. Gawd! Ma!! I hate it when she’s up late at night and it disturbs my squirrel dreams. I was having a good one too! I was all moving and twitching my legs as I slept, and I was barking under my breath in my dream. Not that I knew I was doing it. Mom told me I was. But she also woke me up with her annoying voice. I was just about to catch the squirrel in my dream!

xx,
Oakie