Oakie Plays

Hello, friends. Sometimes when I have a stressful day, I like to sit under mom’s chair and meditate while wearing a huge hoodie. Well, I usually do it sans hoodie, but someone thought putting a big blue hoodie on my head would be funny. It accentuates my head-bobbing as I breathe in and breathe out. Kinda like a bobblehead. Except I’m way cuter. You could say I look like a really cute Jedi. I’ll go with that one.

Use the force,
Oakie

And a 1, 2, 3 hold.. breathe.. and stretch…

OH HI! I’ve been working on my Pilate poses! It’s made me extra flexible and makes sitting like a froggy oh-so-comfortables! I usually sit like this when I’m on a hard surface (I like the coldness on my underside), but carpet will do for now. Grandma thinks my froggy pose is indecent and that I should sit like a proper doggy. But I say ribbit to that!

Ribbit Ribbit,
Oakie

Whaddup, dawg? I like to sport my cap sideways sometimes to express my wild side. I think it makes me look cool and somewhat of a hooligan. You see that green toy in the photo? Yeah, I destroyed it. And then I ate parts of it, and it got stuck in my poop-shoot and mom had to pull it out my butt and I cried and it was such a big mess. Yeah, that part was not that cool, but it was fun tearing it up and eating it. But I guess in the end it wasn’t too worth it.. I had to take a bath after mom pulled the chewed up toy out my butt and got poo all over my behind. It was pretty gross.

Smell ya later,
Oakie

Hey guys! Here I am working hard, bringing you my latest blog update! Who knew a blog required so much time and upkeep? I thought mom bought me the domain so the computer would do all the work! You know, hook some wires up to my brain and have it translate all my fun and exciting thoughts. I guess technology isn’t that advanced yet, huh? And what’s up with this tiny netbook?? My paws are small and all, but they’re not that small! I can barely type without pressing the backspace because I’m always messin’ up a word or two. Ugh, I need a Snausage.

xx,
Oakie

I’m such a good boy. I am always helping out around the house. Sometimes I help with vacuuming (I’m really good at licking the crumbs off the floor). Other times I help with the dishes (if I’m lucky enough to get to lick the rest of the food or sauce off a bowl). Today I am helping with laundry! Clothes dirty? No worries, let me sit on them get them dirtier for you.. it makes laundry time extra fun! Also, during the winter months, I can sleep on next day’s outfit and warm it up so it’s not so chilly when it slips onto you! How thoughtful am I???

I’m wonderrfullll!
Oakie

Doh! Okay, you caught me. I was hungry and searching for a late night snack and had no idea the paparazzi was around the corner waiting to get this million dollar shot of me pigging out! I’m so embarrassed. Well, not really because any extra pudginess on me makes me look extra cute, dontcha think? Now please leave me alone and let me finish my DOH-nut!!!

okthxbye!
Oakie

Hi! I’m a dog, and I’m in a box!! If you were to receive a package in the mail, how wonderful would it be to see me jump out? It would be super wonderrrrfullll! Ever open a box and only saw crap and stupid stuff inside? Everything would be so much better if TA DA! Surprise! I came out! Receiving me as a gift would be the best gift evarrrr! But don’t keep me in the box too long, I get claustrophobic. And don’t seal the box either. It’ll get too stuffy in there! I need my fresh air!

Kisses,
Oakie

Whoa Nelly, LOST was a doosie tonight! I felt like questions were being answered and things were progressing, but what questions were answered I have no idea! It just seemed like a great episode ’cause I was all like whoa and wha?? and nuh uh! Mama whoa‘d and wha‘d and nuh uh‘d at the same time I did!! Cuh-razy! It was a great bonding experience. I sat on mom’s lap like a little kid, and then she fed me Snausages! That was my favorite part, brotha!

Peace out,
Oakie

Happy Monday! It’s not LOST Tuesday yet, but here I am sharing a seat with mama and watching TV! I was crying earlier, so she scooted over and shared her seat with me. I wish she would stop watching TV and just play fetch with me already! Hey ma, get off the computer and away from the TV! I need some play time!!

Hasta la pasta,
Oakie

Bonjour! I am so hippity hop happy to be home and not in the kennel! Today I ran around the house freely, I ate three meals instead of two, I had some treats, I took a few dumps, I ran around the house some more, I played with my toys, I threw all my toys all over the house and made a mess, napped for 6 hours, I ran around some more, and I barked at birds and squirrels! What a wonderfully fun and productive day! I wish everyday were like this. Oh wait, everyday IS like this when I’m at home! La vie est belle.

Au Revoir,
Oakie